dressed.
I can't believe it.
Ginny's not in the shower.
I wouldn't go in there.
Grandpa Fred was in there
for a half an hour.
It's totally polluted.
Get dressed.
It's your nose.
They never listen.
What was he wearing?
Well, he would have...
He was wearing a red argyle
sweater and tan trousers.
Mmm. And red shoes.
Hmm?
No, he's not retarded.
Now, what can I do to help?
Well, you could finish
the French toast.
Good.
I'll, uh... I'll just open
the doughnuts.
Good thinking.
Oops. Don't wanna
lose the nails.
I'll just wait till I
hear from you, then.
Voila. Breakfast is ready.
Oh, Sam.
Sam, I am so sorry
about your birthday.
It's okay.
I'll recover.
It's important to you.
And yesterday morning,
you were trying to tell me.
It's okay, Mom.
[Sniffling]
These things
sometimes happen.
Oh, honey, I just
feel miserable.
You'll feel better.
Who died?
Uh...
Is there something
you want to say to your sister?
What? Are you kidding?
Where should I start?
I mean about her birthday.
It was yesterday.
We all forgot.
[Laughing]
Classic.
Deep down,
he's really sorry.
[Together]
No, he's not.
I have to go to this
wedding and look like
Miss Pretty Princess...
in this dipshit's
bridesmaid's dress.
I don't have one-tenth
of the bod to fill
the stupid bust up.
So what?
Should I just waste myself
and spare the agony?
I was gonna tell you something,
but maybe I shouldn't.
It's pretty bad.
You may as well.
Nothing could shock me
anymore.
[Exhales]
Last night at the dance,
my little brother paid a buck
to see your underwear.
[Screams]
Geez! I hate that
rock 'n' roll rubbish!
Well, I'm afraid it's
here to stay, Howie.
(music)[Rock]
Sam, you're dragging
your dress, honey. Pick it up.
Come on, Ginny.
Hurry up, Susie.
Why is she so slow?
Do not fuss at your sister.
It's her wedding day.
Big deal.
All right, is everybody in? Oh, dear.
Are you all right, Ginny?
[Indistinct Chattering]
Come on, everybody.
Get in the car, please.
We're late already.
[All Chattering At Once]
Helen, will you get in the car?
I don't know what
they're fussing about.
Helen, get in the car!
[Chattering Continues]
[Fred]
Hey, Howard, there's
your Chinaman.
[Howard]
Thanks, Fred.
Bye, Dong.
What the...
What's he doin'
on the ground there?
[Helen]
What happened?
Hold a mirror
in front of his mouth.
Howard! He's dead!
Aw, shit.
I pay seven grand for a wedding,
I'll never see it!
Oh, watch your language,
Mr. Dirty Mouth.
Oh, thank God,
he is still warm.
Oh, good.
Here, l-I'll help you.
Roll him over.
[Everyone Groans]
Ugh.
[Gagging]
Canine cologne.
Oh, no more yankee
my wankee.
The Donger need food!
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
Hell, he's three sheets to the wind!
He's drunk
as a skunk!
Shut up, Fred. Shut up.
Dong!
[Dong Laughing]
Dong.
Dong, Grandpa
is talking to you.
Dong.! Where is my
automobile?
Automobile?
[Continues Laughing]
[Imitating Race Car]
[Imitating Crash]
Lake.
Big lake.
Ohh!
- Why, you
little scuzzbag!
- [Yelps]
[Church Bells Chiming]
Oh, my.
Is everything all right?
I was afraid you'd
had an accident.
I wish.
Her monthly bill
came early.
[Laughs]
Well, she's fine.
Uh, she just took
a muscle relaxer.
Try four.
You didn't.
Mother!
(music)["Theme From Dragnet"]
Damn, Mom!
I've got my headgear on.
Will you wake up?
Where the hell am I?
I'll, uh, tell you
where you are, if you'll
tell me who you are.
Farmer Ted.
You're in the parking lot across
the street from my church.
You own a church?
What happened?
I have no idea.
Did I do that
to your hair?
At this point,
anything is possible.
Um, l... Uh...
Did, um...
Did we, uh...
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Um, excuse me,
but do you...
Do you know if...
Um, did I enjoy it?
Am I nuts?
Of course I enjoyed it.
I mean, um... What I
meant was, uh, did you?
Hmm.
You know, I have this
weird feeling I did.
(music)[Organ]
[Snorting]
Here, Ginny.