He's from out of town,
okay? He speaks English,
right?
Don't be such faggots!
Man, shut up.
Kidding. Sorry.
[Dong Continues Laughing]
Think we're gonna die?
Definitely.
[Tones Beeping]
[Ringing]
[Ringing Continues]
Did you put the cat out?
We don't have a cat.
Come on, damn it.
Answer.
Mmm.
[Sighs]
Aw, eat me.
[Click, Dial Tone]
Who is it?
Well, what
did they want?
Sex.
(music)[Loud Rock]
[Kids Chattering]
[Girl]
Whoo.
[Gasps]
Geek!
Very nice!
We're five minutes in...
I'm at a loss.
Real smooth, Cliff.
[Growling]
[Gong Clangs]
Ooh.
I've never been out
with a boy before.
Oh, me neither.
[Ringing]
[Grunts]
[Caroline]
Jake?
Where are you, Jake?
Jakey, have you
stopped loving me?
Leave me alone.
What? I'm sorry,
I don't do that.
Yes, you do.
I know.
Come on.
[Caroline]
Trace. You guys.
[Giggling]
Would you help me,
please?
Oh, shit!
Come on, you guys.
I'm your prom queen.
[Laughing]
Trace, you guys,
I'm serious.
Come on. I need help.
Okay.
I need help too.
What is the problem?
Several things.
[Giggling]
Okay. We'll help you.
[Mumbling]
Don't go away,
Caroline, baby.
[Rings]
Hello?
Hello?
Listen, I know
you're there. I can
hear you breathing.
Yes, hello, sir. Um...
Are you the little bugger
that's been calling up...
and then hanging up?
Would it be possible
to tell me if there
is a Samantha Baker there?
And if so, sir, may I
converse with her briefly?
Yes, it is.
And no, you may not.
Might I leave a message, sir?
He wants to leave
a message for Sam.
Here, give me that phone.
Now, you listen to me,
mister.
God did not put me
on this earth to be awakened
by filthy suggestions...
from a foul-mouthed hooligan
like you.
And as for our granddaughter,
I'm sure she has more
than enough sense...
to stay clear of the likes
of you!
Now, good night
and good-bye!
[Dial Tone Humming]
That was great.
[Sighs]
Sam's lucky she has us,
Howard.
Yeah.
Even if she doesn't
appreciate us.
Do you promise you
won't get mad?
No, I love you.
[Laughing]
Okay,
close your eyes.
Scalpel.
Scalpel.
[Moans]
Oooh!
My God.
[Kids Clapping]
[Robin]
That was wonderful.!
I don't know how
to thank you enough.
My pleasure.
[Gong Clangs]
[Dong Yelping]
[Guy]
My God.!
Wow.
I hope they have insurance.
The party's over.
[Cans Clattering]
[Tape Squeaking,
Record Skipping]
[Mouthing Words]
What a disaster.
[Breathing Heavily]
[Muffled Moaning]
[Grunting]
Jake!
Sam.
Sweetheart?
Daddy?
Hi, kiddo.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Everything's fine.
I was just upstairs,
and I couldn't sleep.
I feel like a real jerk,
honey.
We forgot your birthday.
I bet you're really
P.O. 'd, huh?
No, it's okay.
I'm not really all
that upset anymore.
This wedding is really turning
this entire house inside out.
And I just came down to tell you
that we did remember.
Thanks, Dad.
Happy birthday.
[Sighs]
Is something else wrong?
No, why?
I don't know, I just get
the feeling that something's
bothering you.
Something other than
your birthday.
No, I'm fine. Really.
I think I know what it is.
It has to do
with a certain guy?
I know, honey.
I know.
We're all upset
that Ginny's
marrying a bohunk.
What's the matter?
[Sighs]
I meant Jake.
Jake?
[Sighs]
Wait a minute. I thought
she said his name was Rudy.
Forget it.
Forget what?
Who's Jake?
He's a boy, Daddy. It's nothing.
Okay? Just forget it, please.
Come on, Sam.
We're not communicating.
[Sighs]
It's extremely
embarrassing, okay?
What's embarrassing?
Sitting in the dark
with your dad, telling him
about your love life.
I'm afraid you lost me
again, Sam.
Jake is a senior,
and he's beautiful
and perfect.
I like him a real lot,
and he doesn't like me.
Okay?
Oh.
And he's got this
incredible girlfriend.
I'm just this ridiculous dork
that's following him around
like a puppy.
Why do you think
you're a dork?
I don't think you're a dork.
I don't think Mom