not comin' from me.
Everything's fine.
Don't have a cow.
Okay.
Just remember one thing.
I can name 20 guys
who'd kill to love me.
Is that a threat?
It's a fact,
Jake.
Come on. Before we get
in a big, wicked fight,
let's get outta here, huh?
Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha.
How's it goin'?
Do you got a cigarette?
Jake, this may sound
incredibly dumb,
but I love you,
and I'll do anything
to make you love me.
I love your shirt.
Jake, you're not
gonna believe this,
but I had this
very bizarre dream,
and you were in it.
[Man]
For heaven's sake.!
Get in there and dance.!
I can't.
They won't like me!
I'm not gonna tell you again!
Just act like a man!
I wanna go home.!
I wanna be with you guys.!
(music)
[Woman]
(music) You-ou are my desire (music)
(music) You... You are my desire (music)
(music) You-ou are my desire (music)
(music) Oh, baby, you, you, you
you are my desire (music)
(music) Got to find you
Know you're out there (music)
[Sighing]
I can't believe I'm such a jerk.
(music)[Continues]
He smiles at me,
and I don't say anything.
And I can't believe
I gave my panties to a geek.
What year are you?
Freshman.
Gimme a buck.
Get in.
[All Chattering]
Shut up!
[Chatter Stops]
Bryce?
Ted,
go for it.
[All Gasping]
[Gong Clangs]
[Tires Screeching]
Hey, uh, listen, uh,
I wanna thank you for,
uh, loanin' me the Donger.
[Car Horns Honking]
He's really bitchin'.
[Coughs]
That's okay.
You guys make a great couple.
I never been so happy
in my whole life.
You maniac!
[Both Giggling]
Now I have a place
to put my hand.
Mmm.
So basically, Jimmy,
my business is
video game arcades,
laundry,
cigarette machines...
[Belching]
And trucking.
I dabble a little bit
in personal loans and politics.
(music)["Love Theme
From The Godfather"]
Very nice.
I think that all
that really matters is that
the kids are happy together.
Just as long as
my beautiful boy remembers...
that marrying this one
means he's out of the
girl of the month club.
- Hey, wait a minute.
I can still look.
- [Laughing, Snorting]
I just can't touch.
Right?
Oh, sensitive, uh?
[Laughing]
Rudy!
- Cheers.
- Right on.
[Slurps]
Ahh! You do shots?
Come on, wolf it.
Whoo!
[Laughing]
[Brakes Squealing]
Uh, good night, Marlene.
See you later, Dong.
Sammy, tell Grandpa
not to wait up.
Let's go boogie.
- Sure.
- [Tires Screeching]
Donger's here for five hours,
and he's got somebody.
I live here my whole life,
and I'm like a disease.
[Sighing]
[Tires Screeching]
(music)[Rock]
- (music) We're hangin'out
in Vinnie's car (music)
- [Chattering]
(music) We like
the really loud guitar (music)
(music)Don't ever seem
to get too far (music)
(music)Spend all our money
in a bar (music)
[Chattering, Shouting]
(music)[Continues]
[Slurred Voice]
Everybody,
I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend Jake.
Jake, this is... everybody.
[Man]
Take it off.
All right, whose is this?
You're such a poop.
(music)[Continues]
[Brakes Squealing]
[People Screaming]
[Crashing]
[Metal Clattering]
(music)Farmer John (music)
Woof!
(music)I'm in love
with your daughter (music)
(music)[Continues]
[Girl Panting]
Oh, no.
Easy, easy, easy.
(music)[Loud Rock]
[Kids Chattering, Laughing]
[Headgear Beeping]
Shit, Ted, that's my mom.
I gotta get home.
Change your frequency.
Don't be such a wimp!
[People Laughing,
Chattering Loudly]
Take those ridiculous things
off, okay?
Will you guys grow up?
Ted, won't we get
pounded if we go
to a senior party?
Wease, we got $70,
and we got a pair
of girl's underpants.
We're safe as kittens.
Okay?
This is a great social
opportunity for us.
Come on!
Do not embarrass me,
okay?
For sure, we won't.
Will you fix your hair,
Bryce?
I already did.
Wease, close your barn,
all right?
[Zipping]
And be polite
to his parents.
Okay. Great.
[Exhales]
[Gong Clangs]
Hey, come on in and
party hearty, dude persons.
[Hiccups]
[Laughing Crazily]