not whatnot,
and it's none of your business.
[Pages Ruffling]
Hmm. So you goin'
to the new faces
dance tonight, or...
That's also none
of your business.
[Sniffing,
Clears Throat]
Are you inhibited
about dancing in public?
I mean,
you don't have to dance.
Maybe you could just stand
there with me and my dudes
and just be you, and... -
Sounds major.
[Sniffing]
So, I mean,
what's the story?
I mean, you got a guy, or...
Yes, three big ones,
and they lust wimp blood.
So quit bugging me,
or I'll sic them
all over your weenie ass.
You know, I'm getting
input here that I'm reading
as relatively hostile.
I mean, it's just...
Go to hell.
Very hostile.
Come on,
what's the problem here?
I'm a boy, you're a girl.
Is there anything wrong with me
tryin' to put together some kind
of relationship between us?
Look, I know you have to go.
Just answer one question.
Yes, you're
a total fag.
[Laughing]
That's not the question.
[Brakes Squealing]
Am I turning you on?
[Door Squeaking]
[Sighing]
It's encouraging.
Very encouraging.
Yeah, uh-huh.
You know, a girl with a hat
is just so... Whew.
So vogue.
Uh, y-yeah.
[Sniffing]
(music)["Theme From
The Twilight Zone"]
Where are my blue socks,
Dorothy?
You mean you didn't pack them?
Oh, not again, Howard.
Can't I trust you
to do anything?
Do you expect me to do
all the packing?
Well, at least
I brought this for you. It...
Sam.!
[Sighing]
Samantha.
Look.
Oh, look.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Oh, God.
[Laughing]
Oh, sweetheart!
My goodness, are you
a sight for sore eyes.
[Kissing]
[Laughing]
Oh, good!
Just look. How are you,
my little lamb chop?
Hello!
I'm fine, Grandpa.
- How are you guys?
- Oh, pretty good. Of course,
I get lower back pain.
Oh, my corns are killing me.
My arthritis in my fingers
bothers me quite a bit...
So are you, uh...
You're sleeping up here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your grandfather Fred
jumped our claim on Sara's room.
So here we are up here.
Well, I haven't seen you in a while.
Do I look any older today?
Oh, no, no.
I wouldn't say so.
Do you think so?
[Dorothy]
No. Oh, I hope
it isn't cold tomorrow.
You know Ginny.
It's not gonna be cold.
She'll refuse to wear a coat
over her wedding dress.
If she does,
you mustn't bug her...
I'm not gonna bug her...
I'm gonna go set
myself up in Mike's room.
So I'll see you guys later.
- [Dorothy]
Okay, sweetheart.
- Look, there she goes.
Your grandpa and I
are looking forward to
a nice, long visit with you.
Aces.
[Howard]
We certainly are.
[Laughing]
See you a little later, darling.
We've got a lot to...
[Sighing]
I swear to God,
this has got to be a joke.
Grandparents forgetting
a birthday?
They live for that shit.
[Toilet Flushing]
[Music] Put my arms around you (music)
Well, well, if it isn't
Sammy Baker...
Davis, Junior.
[Chortling]
Hi, Grandpa.
Oh, I've got one
for ya.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
Helen, we've got an owl
out here in the hall.
[Chortling]
Oh, Fred, Fred,
leave her alone.
You'll make her
tinkle.
Oh, come on, Helen.
Oh, Sam, let me
look at you.
Oh.
Fred, she's gotten
her boobies.
[Fred Chortling]
I'd better go get
my magnifying glass.
Oh, and they are
so perky!
[Sighing]
I can't believe my grandmother
actually felt me up.
[Gong Clangs]
What's happenin',
hot stuff?
His name is
Long Duk Dong.
[Gong Clangs]
What?
Long Duk Dong.
He came down with
Grandma and Grandpa Baker.
He's an exchange student
that's living with them.
Yeah, well, he's totally bizarre.
He is not.
He is a very
sweet boy.
I just hope you burn the sheets
and mattresses after he leaves.
I don't suppose it makes
any difference to you,
but there's
a very weird Chinese guy
up in Mike's room.
Ginny dumped Rudy.
He's her new fiancйe.
[Brenda]
Mike, stop it.
Sam, honey,
do you think you could help
the grandmothers with supper?
Dad and I have to go to the club
for dinner with the Rice Chex.