bet them that I'd do it with you. This was before I knew you. I can get proof without getting physical. How? Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes? #Hope you're feelin'# #Time# ##[Continues] I think it's time to blow this thing off and go to your house. Yeah? I told Tracy and Robin and those guys to come to your parents' house, okay? I told 'em not to tell anybody. God, I love it when your parents are out of town, I fantasize that I'm your wife, and we're the richest, most popular adults in town. I owe all my great weekends to you. What's your problem? What? You've been acting weird all night. Are you screwing around? Me? Are you crazy? I don't know, Jake. I'm getting strange signals. Well, they're not comin' from me. Everything's fine. Don't have a cow. Okay. Just remember one thing. I can name 20 guys who'd kill to love me. Is that a threat? It's a fact, Jake. Come on. Before we get in a big, wicked fight, let's get outta here, huh? Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha. How's it goin'? Do you got a cigarette? Jake, this may sound incredibly dumb, but I love you, and I'll do anything to make you love me. I love your shirt. Jake, you're not gonna believe this, but I had this very bizarre dream, and you were in it. [Man] For heaven's sake.! Get in there and dance.! I can't. They won't like me! I'm not gonna tell you again! Just act like a man! I wanna go home.! I wanna be with you guys.! ## [Woman] #You-ou are my desire# #You... You are my desire# #You-ou are my desire# #Oh, baby, you, you, you you are my desire# #Got to find you Know you're out there# [Sighing] I can't believe I'm such a jerk. ##[Continues] He smiles at me, and I don't say anything. And I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek. What year are you? Freshman. Gimme a buck. Get in. [All Chattering] Shut up! [Chatter Stops] Bryce? Ted, go for it. [All Gasping] [Gong Clangs] [Tires Screeching] Hey, uh, listen, uh, I wanna thank you for, uh, loanin' me the Donger. [Car Horns Honking] He's really bitchin'. [Coughs] That's okay. You guys make a great couple. I never been so happy in my whole life. You maniac! [Both Giggling] Now I have a place to put my hand. Mmm. So basically, Jimmy, my business is video game arcades, laundry, cigarette machines... [Belching] and trucking. I dabble a little bit in personal loans and politics. ##["Love Theme From The Godfather" ] Very nice. I think that all that really matters is that the kids are happy together. Just as long as my beautiful boy remembers... that marrying this one means he's out of the girl of the month club. - Hey, wait a minute. I can still look. - [Laughing, Snorting] I just can't touch. Right? Oh, sensitive, uh? [Laughing] Rudy! - Cheers. - Right on. [Slurps] Ahh! You do shots? Come on, wolf it. Whoo! [Laughing] [Brakes Squealing] Uh, good night, Marlene. See you later, Dong. Sammy, tell Grandpa not to wait up. Let's go boogie. - Sure. - [Tires Screeching] Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. [Sighing] [Tires Screeching] ##[Rock] -#We're hangin'out in Vinnie's car# - [Chattering] #We like the really loud guitar# #Don't ever seem to get too far# #Spend all our money in a bar# [Chattering, Shouting] ##[Continues] [Slurred Voice] Everybody, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Jake. Jake, this is... everybody. [Man] Take it offi. All right, whose is this? You're such a poop. ##[Continues] [Brakes Squealing] [People Screaming] [Crashing] [Metal Clattering] ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ох уж эта наука! на английском - текст Кошка, которая гуляла сама по себе на английском - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском - текст Реквием по Мечте на английском - текст Дядя Ваня на английском |