'd like to very much, and I probably will later, but gimme a break. You know my method. I don't hit her when you're just down the hall. Pick on someone your own size. Open this door. Daddy, I'm the one getting married. [Dad] Not until tomorrow. I've got a mouthful of toothpaste. I happen to have a serious problem. Dad. She got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? - Where are you learning that stuff? - School. Good. Gettin' my money's worth. [Radio Announcer] They were fantastic. Just great. What a great crowd. And it was so much fun... [Man]#It's a good thing you don't have busfare# #It would fall through the hole in your pocket and you'd lose it# #In the snow on the ground# #You gotta walk into town to find a job# #You're trying to keep your hands warm# ##[Continues] Chronologically, you're 16 today. Physically, you're still 15. [Sighs] Hopeless. Nope. I look exactly the same as I have since summer. Utterly forgettable. No, I didn't expect to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 16 would be so major... that I'd wake up with an improved mental state that would show on my face. All it shows is that I don't have any sort of a tan left. [Sighs] I better get downstairs. My family's probably pissed off I haven't let them wish me happy birthday yet. All right. I'll see you at school. ##[Continues] You need four inches of bod and a great birthday. Where's my briefcase? [Mike] Where'd you leave it? Don't be a smart-ass. Okay, I'll be a dumb-ass. [Sara] You already are. Okay, where's Sam? Where's my briefcase? Sam? Allow me, Brenda. Hey, birth defect! [Brenda] You missed breakfast again. [Dad] It wasn't my idea to give her her own phone line. [Sara, Mike Arguing] [Brenda] Grab a doughnut. It's small. It's brown. It's made of leather. It has my initials on it. And I believe... that's it. [Car Horn Honking] Don't forget the grandparents are coming this afternoon. Are we still having dinner with the Rice Chex? Rizczechs. 8:00 at the club. You'd better learn their names. As of tomorrow, they're family. That's a lovely thought. Hmm. When it comes your turn to get married, do me a favor. Elope. Who'd marry her? Mr. T. I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots. She's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts. Mister, you had better shape up, or you will miss your sister's wedding. Promise? Now, don't give me that pouty look of yours. You can eat your carrots when you get home. That's it? You don't have anything else to say to me today? What would you like me to say, Sam? Come on now, honey. You're gonna miss the bus. Have a good day. I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. ## I'm sure they didn't forget your birthday. They just didn't remember it right away. Same difference. It's a drag your sweet 16's the day before Ginny gets married. But big deal. They'll remember. Oh, easy for you to say. Did anyone ever forget your birthday? Come on, Sam. Everything's getting shittier. My family forgetting my birthday just makes it more vivid. What do you expect, a breakfast birthday party? No, but they could have at least said "happy birthday." It was just like any other day. Why don't you remind them? They'll feel some massive guilt. It could be highly profitable. I wouldn't stoop to remind them. Since I was about 12, I've been looking forward to my sweet 16. You know, a big party and a band, with tons of people. Tons of people. And a big Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it. And some incredibly gorgeous guy that you meet in ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шестнадцать свечей на английском - текст Молчаливое бегство на английском - текст Неоконченная пьеса для механического пианино на английском - текст Авиатор на английском - текст Чёрный квадрат на английском |