dSixteen candles Yeah d dln my heart In my heart will glow d dForever and ever and ever d dFor I love you so d d Oh, I love you so dd[Radio Announcer] It looks good. On the northwest toll, eastbound trafflc is moving nicely this morning... from Beecham Road down to River Road. Westbound, there's now a 20-car backup at the Devon Avenue toll. And on the northbound l-290 extension at Thorndale Avenue, we had a spinout there. And that car was blocking the right-hand lane... and also blocking the lane that's coming off of the, uh, eastbound Thorndale Avenue entrance ramp... leading to the northbound, uh, l-290 extension. - This was causing a backup to Irving Park. We have... - [Paper Bangs Door] [Alarm Blaring] Come on, chop-chop. We got relatives invading this afternoon. Ginny, Mike, Sara, Sam! Come on. Everybody up! [Loud Rock] Oh, I think I have a fever. You don't have a fever. Shut your face. Make me. [Phone Ringing] Dad, Mike hit me! [Mike] You liar. Mike, come on, pal. We got a wedding tomorrow. Try to cooperate, will ya? Dad, I didn't hit her. I'd like to very much, and I probably will later, but gimme a break. You know my method. I don't hit her when you're just down the hall. Pick on someone your own size. Open this door. Daddy, I'm the one getting married. [Dad] Not until tomorrow. I've got a mouthful of toothpaste. I happen to have a serious problem. Dad. She got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? - Where are you learning that stuff? - School. Good. Gettin' my money's worth. [Radio Announcer] They were fantastic. Just great. What a great crowd. And it was so much fun... [Man] 'It's a good thing you don't have busfare ' 'It would fall through the hole in your pocket and you'd lose it ' 'In the snow on the ground ' ' You gotta walk into town to flnd a job ' ' You're trying to keep your hands warm ' [Continues] Chronologically, you're 16 today. Physically, you're still 15. [Sighs] Hopeless. Nope. I look exactly the same as I have since summer. Utterly forgettable. No, I didn't expect to wake up transformed. I just thought that turning 16 would be so major... that I'd wake up with an improved mental state that would show on my face. All it shows is that I don't have any sort of a tan left. [Sighs] I better get downstairs. My family's probably pissed off I haven't let them wish me happy birthday yet. All right. I'll see you at school. [Continues] You need four inches of bod and a great birthday. Where's my briefcase? [Mike] Where'd you leave it? Don't be a smart-ass. Okay, I'll be a dumb-ass. [Sara] You already are. Okay, where's Sam? Where's my briefcase? Sam? Allow me, Brenda. Hey, birth defect! [Brenda] You missed breakfast again. [Dad] It wasn't my idea to give her her own phone line. [Sara, Mike Arguing] [Brenda] Grab a doughnut. It's small. It's brown. It's made of leather. It has my initials on it. And I believe... that's it. [Car Horn Honking] Don't forget the grandparents are coming this afternoon. Are we still having dinner with the Rice Chex? Rizczechs. 8:00 at the club. You'd better learn their names. As of tomorrow, they're family. That's a lovely thought. Hmm. When it comes your turn to get married, do me a favor. Elope. Who'd marry her? Mr. T. I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots. She's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts. Mister, you had better shape up, or you will miss your sister's wedding. Promise? Now, don't give me that pouty look of yours. You can eat your carrots when you get home. That's it? You don't have ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Страна глухих на английском - текст Лучшие друзья на английском - текст Зачарованная на английском - текст Дом На Улице Кэрролла на английском - текст Операция 'Ы' и другие приключения Шурика на английском |