shouldn't. It's pretty bad. You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore. [Exhales] Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear. [Screams] Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish! Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie. Dd[Rock] Sam, you're dragging your dress, honey. Pick it up. Come on, Ginny. Hurry up, Susie. Why is she so slow? Do not fuss at your sister. It's her wedding day. Big deal. All right, is everybody in? Oh, dear. Are you all right, Ginny? [Indistinct Chattering] Come on, everybody. Get in the car, please. We're late already. [All Chattering At Once] Helen, will you get in the car? I don't know what they're fussing about. Helen, get in the car! [Chattering Continues] [Fred] Hey, Howard, there's your Chinaman. [Howard] Thanks, Fred. Bye, Dong. What the... What's he doin' on the ground there? [Helen] What happened? Hold a mirror in front of his mouth. Howard! He's dead! Aw, shit. I pay seven grand for a wedding, I'll never see it! Oh, watch your language, Mr. Dirty Mouth. Oh, thank God, he is still warm. Oh, good. Here, l-I'll help you. Roll him over. [Everyone Groans] Ugh. [Gagging] Canine cologne. Oh, no more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food! [Laughing] [Laughing] Hell, he's three sheets to the wind! He's drunk as a skunk! Shut up, Fred. Shut up. Dong! [Dong Laughing] Dong. Dong, Grandpa is talking to you. Dong.! Where is my automobile? Automobile? [Continues Laughing] [Imitating Race Car] [Imitating crash] Lake. Big lake. Ohh! - Why, you little scuzzbag! - [Yelps] [Church Bells chiming] Oh, my. Is everything all right? I was afraid you'd had an accident. I wish. Her monthly bill came early. [Laughs] Well, she's fine. Uh, she just took a muscle relaxer. Try four. You didn't. Mother! Dd["Theme From Dragnet" ] Damn, Mom! I've got my headgear on. Will you wake up? Where the hell am I? I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you'll tell me who you are. Farmer Ted. You're in the parking lot across the street from my church. You own a church? What happened? I have no idea. Did I do that to your hair? At this point, anything is possible. Um, l... Uh... Did, um... Did we, uh... Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Um, excuse me, but do you... Do you know if... Um, did I enjoy it? Am I nuts? Of course I enjoyed it. I mean, um... What I meant was, uh, did you? Hmm. You know, I have this weird feeling I did. Dd[Organ] [Snorting] Here, Ginny. Drink this. Come on. Dd[continues] Here. [Slurping] Wow. [Giggling] Do I feel funky! Uh-huh. [Doorbell Rings] [Rings] Okay. I'm comin'. Hello? Geez, this place is so confusing. Okay. [Screaming] Go away! I call F.I.B.! I call police! Go away.! Open the door. No way, Jose! Open the door. You beat up my face! You grabbed my nuts. [Gong clangs] Is that you? Yeah. That me. Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new... new-style American girlfriend. Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right? She not here. Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she? - She got married. - What? She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk. Married? Married. Married? Yeah. Married. Married? [Dong] Married.! Geez. Dd[Organ] Are you gonna be all right, sweetie? It's gonna be a piece of cake, Bren. Um, Ginny, I'm really happy for you. I'm sorry for being kind of a jerk lately. That's really lovely, Sam. I know you'll have a great marriage. - [Thud] - [Brenda Shouting] Ginny.! [Guests Murmuring] - Holy shit! - She just had a cramp. [Jim] I don't care what she's got.! Look at her.! [Brenda] Will you be quiet? We don't want to announce that she has her ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст В богатстве, в бедности на английском - текст Зови меня Джинн на английском - текст Нашествие похитителей тел на английском - текст Злодей на английском - текст Девять с половиной недель на английском |