Serious.
See? See?
Dd[continues]
Thank you.
[Laughing]
Now we're both
on the pill!
[Spitting]
You gave me a
birth control pill?
You have any idea
what that'll do
to a guy my age?
I know exactly what it'll do
to a girl my age.
"Just climb in the car!"
Shit.
It makes it okay to be
super careless.
Wait, wait!
[Horn Honking]
Ha-ha!
Look, we're not going
any further until you
stop these childish antics.
Don't be such a poop.
Huh. On second thought.
I love you.
This is getting good.
Dd["Peter Gunn"]
[Crash]
[Dog Barking]
Ted, what the hell
are you doing?
Are those humongous jocks
back?
[Headgear Beeping]
Do you have any film
in your camera?
What?
Take those ridiculous
things off.
[Beeping Stops]
Do you have any film
in your camera?
Sure.
Okay. Go get it
and bring it outside.
Okay? Right out front.
What for?
Look, just get it
and come on out front, okay?
U.F.O.?
It's better.
Extraterrestrial?
It's better! All right?
Just get it and come outside.
[Together]
Female extraterrestrial?
It's better than...
Shh!
Better than female
extraterrestrial?
How do you tell
if it's a female?
'Cause it's got tits.
What makes 'em different
than regular tits?
They got four.
Just get the camera.
It's in the closet.
- Don't go in the closet.
- [Crash]
[Dog Barking]
Such assholes.
I can't believe it.
You should check that out.
Why do you always
have to argue?
I'm not arguing. I am not!
I am not!
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Every time I do something,
bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch is a female dog.
I am not even.
What's that supposed
to mean?
Shit!
Shoot!
Ted, that's
a Rolls-Royce.
Ted, that's the prom queen.
You got two girls
in one night.
I told you dudes
I was hot.
Hot? You're a legend!
Will you shut up?
People around here work,
all right?
Will you hurry it up?
I'm breaking, like,
30 major laws here.
You know, Ted,
nobody's gonna
believe you.
No way.
That, my friends,
is what the pictures
are for. Okay?
Just get that thing
there.
- Are you guys ready?
- Wait, hold on.
Put it down just a bit.
You guys know what
you're doing here?
All right,
just a minute.
How's this look?
Very nice.
Wait, black and white. It would
capture the moment so nicely.
Oooh.
Will you take
the picture already?
You're pissin' me off,
I'm tellin' ya.
Smile, pumpkin.
What?
Oh! Pictures!
Cheers!
Dd["Wedding March,"
Wagner]
[Sniffing]
[Laughing]
Marlene! Ohh!
Chill out, boy.
Mike, honey.
Go get dressed.
I can't believe it.
Ginny's not in the shower.
I wouldn't go in there.
Grandpa Fred was in there
for a half an hour.
It's totally polluted.
Get dressed.
It's your nose.
They never listen.
What was he wearing?
Well, he would have...
He was wearing a red argyle
sweater and tan trousers.
Mmm. And red shoes.
Hmm?
No, he's not retarded.
Now, what can I do to help?
Well, you could finish
the French toast.
Good.
I'll, uh... I'll just open
the doughnuts.
Good thinking.
Oops. Don't wanna
lose the nails.
I'll just wait till I
hear from you, then.
Voila. Breakfast is ready.
Oh, Sam.
Sam, I am so sorry
about your birthday.
It's okay.
I'll recover.
It's important to you.
And yesterday morning,
you were trying to tell me.
It's okay, Mom.
[Sniffling]
These things
sometimes happen.
Oh, honey, I just
feel miserable.
You'll feel better.
Who died?
Uh...
Is there something
you want to say to your sister?
What? Are you kidding?
Where should I start?
I mean about her birthday.
It was yesterday.
We all forgot.
[Laughing]
Classic.
Deep down,
he's really sorry.
[Together]
No, he's not.
I have to go to this
wedding and look like
Miss Pretty Princess...
in this dipshit's
bridesmaid's dress.
I don't have one-tenth
of the bod to fill
the stupid bust up.
So what?
Should I just waste myself
and spare the agony?
I was gonna tell you something,
but maybe I