last night.
There is a lot more to life
than nooky, Holling.
Would you like some ketchup?
Uh, no, thanks.
You know, I think Grace Kelly was
a lot cuter than Audrey Hepburn.
It's too bad she stopped
making movies.
But you can understand it.
I mean, she got to marry
a real-life prince.
That's a lot better
than being a movie star.
Remember her wedding dress?
Wow. That must
have cost some bucks.
But I guess, if you own your own
country you can afford it.
You're not saying much.
- Um-
- Anyway, that Salk vaccine was really bitchin'.
I don't think kids today
really appreciate it.
They're too young. They don't know
what it was like before. I went to school
with a girl who had a clubfoot.
But that was a drop in the bucket
compared to polio.
And you know,
Dulles was right.
We really shafted
Eastern Europe at Yalta.
I mean, you can't blame Hungary
for getting all wigged out.
I'd get pissed off, too, if some bozo
like Khrushchev tried to tell me
what to do. Wouldn't you?
I wouldn't let him
go see Disneyland either.
Holling?
- Holling!
- Uh-huh?
Don't you have an opinion
about anything?
I go to all this trouble.
I get dressed up, I cook dinner,
I try to have a nice conversation,
and what do you do?
You- You just sit there like a lump!
Maggie, let me give you
some perspective on this.
I had an uncle who was considered
a jinx by everybody...
until he won a raffle at the Oktoberfest.
It was, uh, a set of encyclopedias.
And after that,
everybody considered him their best friend.
Yeah.
Maggie! Oh, there you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
I- Maggie, I feel so bad about Rick.
Thanks.
You know what? I was hoping you'd
come have dinner with me and Bill tonight.
Oh, I don't know, Val.
I'm not feeling very sociable.
You have to eat, Maggie.
You know what?
I'll have Bill whip up his famous
molasses marinade for the salmon.
- Oh, please. It would mean a lot to me.
What do you say?
- Well, um-
You know, it would be good
for you and Bill to- oh, I don't know-
get to know each other,
spend a little time together.
- Me and Bill?
- I'll make an excuse. Who knows?
One thing might lead to another.
Are you suggesting
that Bill and I have an affair?
Well, the truth is, Maggie, I'll tell-
I can't stand to look at him.
- You want me to kill him?
- Just date him. Yeah.
Let nature take its course.
Shelly, please.
Shel, I-I said I was sorry.
Tuna melt, mooseburger,
spaghetti and meatballs.
Shelly!
Would you tell Mr. Vincoeur
that I do not wish to speak to him?
- Uh-
- I heard.
- Tell him he had his chance to talk last night!
- She says-
Tell him I may not be as old as some
of his other girlfriends, but I can carry
on a conversation just like anybody else!
Shelly, it isn't like that.
Shelly, you have got to listen to me.
Li- If this is about Anita,
you have got no reason to be upset.
Shelly, you can chop
as long as you want to,
but you're gonna hear me out!
Now, I don't care if you're not as old
as she is. I don't care if we got no past,
if we got no history.
I don't care if we got
practically nothing in common!
It's just not important to me!
I- I don't want somebody
just to talk to.
Good Lord, Shelly.
Two people can only talk so much.
Then what? There's gotta
be more- somethin' to do
after you're done talkin'.
You understand?
I love you, Shelly.
So what if you are 40 years
younger than me?
I love your youth.
You keep me stirred up 24 hours a day.
Half the time I don't know
whether I'm comin' or goin'.
I- I look at you, I swear,
I don't care about your mind.
I want you for your body.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, Holling.
I'm gonna go to lunch.
You wanna go?
What time is it?
'Bout 12:00.
Damn.
What's the matter?
This is a $5,000 deposit on a house...
that's not worth $40,000,
much less the $55,000
these people are offering me.
What's the problem?
Well, at 46,500,
I had a moral compass, Chris.
But at 55, I'm lost.
I- Half