this and spin, cop.
I'm not saying another word
until my attorney gets here!
Joe...
wouldn't a couple of Danishes
go good with this coffee?
At 7:13 p.m., Captain Gannon authorized
us to stake out Muzz's clubhouse...
Iocated in the ecologically-balanced
San Gabriel Mountains.
When a code-5 authorization for
undercover surveillance is approved...
officers proceed to the building
where the department has research...
on the precise behaviour and dress
of today's average street gang member.
Friday, I think we finally found
your look.
9:56 p.m.
We were issued appropriate apparel
and withdrew from receiving...
one distressed
1985 unmarked Ford sedan.
It's right up here, off highway 61!
Yeah. Probably some
rat-hole roadhouse...
where they watch TV
and suck beers all day.
[Siren Wailing]
Uh-oh. Highway patrol.
And they're pulling us over.
- Licence and registration.
- What was the offence?
- It's okay. They're Pagans.
- Yeah?
Yeah. Show 'em your card, Muzz, Emil.
Yeah, that's right. That's me.
Muzz, Emil. Emil Muzz.
I've been sick.
Sorry to bother you, fellas.
We can't be too careful, huh?
We don't want any non-Pagans
around here.
Especially tonight, right? Huh?
Follow us, fellas.
The party's just starting!
Bogus cops!
No matter how many times I see that,
it never ceases to disgust me.
People dressing up in strange clothes
pretending to be who they're not?
Exactly! That kind of behaviour...
Just get out that list
of stolen black and whites.
9-9-9-4-7-4.
Oh, yeah, it's hot, all right.
Yeah.
Howdy. I'm Emil Muzz,
and I'm a Pagan.
[Laughing]
Good evening, Pagans.
Don't forget your goat leggings.
Must be every other stolen
police vehicle on our hot sheet.
We're onto something here.
You think so?
- I see school is out.
- Yeah.
All I can think of is 38 kids standing
individually on Ionely corners...
waiting for a bus
that will never come.
Put your goat leggings on
and try to blend in.
[Barking]
- Put it to sleep.
- Down, boys.
[Electricity Zapping]
You have to admire their techniques
in crowd control.
Yeah. Cosy little group.
Just like your local Rotarians.
Listen, we get a little wild
at times, sure...
but nothing like this.
I'd say this is shaping up to be a
little more than a series of robberies.
[Friday]
"People against goodness and normalcy."
P-A-G-A-N.
Pagan.
Nice work, Joe.
Ah, here are two who have not yet
sipped the nectar of Shaitan.
Small surprise before
the ceremony starts?
Why not?
- You?
- I had a big lunch.
}} [Music Playing]
[Horn Playing Call To Order]
I, your High Priest...
of living Pagan perfection...
do call the name Gathool!
[Pagans]
Do call the name Gathool!
Eelbazel!
Ignodrohoth!
Shaitan!
Shaitan! Shaitan! Shaitan!
Prepare the virgin.
[Cheering]
"Prepare the virgin."
I don't like the sound of that.
Let's just hope
they're not referring to you.
With this bat...
I do consecrate.
With this bat, he does consecrate.
- The Madagascar Bat from the zoo.
- Good eye.
With this lion's mane...
I do consecrate.
With this lion's mane,
he does consecrate.
All that's missing is one humongous,
30-foot, groundhog-gulping reptile.
For the final touch
to our brew tonight...
a pristine virgin
in a gown of white.
Evil bringeth here our plea.
She's as pure as she can be.
White and clean as driven snow.
From Orange County, here we go!
[Cheering]
Two to one, that's Enid Borden's
wedding dress.
Twenty to one, Enid Borden never looked
that beautiful on her wedding day.
Virgin! Virgin!
Virgin! Virgin!
[Screaming]
- Friday!
- Let's move!
Help!
Can you swim?
Red Cross. Junior Lifesaver
with clusters.
Silly me.
- Friday!
- Streebek?
I found the snake.
Help! Help!
- Help!
- Hang in there. I'm coming.
What goes on?
Who are those two clowns?
Who are you?
Friday, Streebek,
Los Angeles police officers.
- Where are you from?
- Anaheim.
Her favourite colour is blue.
Jesus Christ! I'm about to