those red hackles if you eat those chili dogs. I can handle it. They're the worst thing for you. Filled with nitrates, toxins, poisons. And you're doubling up on them. Mister, outside of cigarettes I only have one vice: Chili dogs. So pipe down and let me enjoy my lunch in peace. Do you know the things that can fall into an industrial sausage press... not excluding rodent hairs and bug excrement? I hate you, Streebek. Except for you and canned cling peaches, I'd be hard-pressed to find anyone... that doesn't know you should never leave your car keys in the ignition. It's called a mistake. But I don't suppose you ever make any of those. At ease, Streebek. We got another one. Chemical train hijack at the freight yards. Damn Pagans must be living on No-Doz. Yes, sir. We'll roll as soon as we requisition a new... One more thing. Police and fire departments... have been reporting vehicles stolen, so keep an eye on your car. [Friday] 1:15 p.m. After requisitioning a replacement vehicle... we were issued a new Ford Escort subcompact... and responded to the call at Southern California's largest railhead... with more than 1,000 miles of track lying parallel over 2 million ties... hewn from majestic redwood forests. 3,000 gallons of two deadly chemicals had been siphoned individually... from their respective hijacked tanker cars. We questioned the battered train engineer, Seсor Tito Provencal... and attempted to determine the precise identification of the missing gases... from the owner of the chemicals company, a Mr Roy Grest. Actually trichlornitromethan and the pseudo-halogenic cyanogen. Pseudo-halogenic cyanogen. They're shipped in separate containers. Mixed properly in the exact ratio... they form a liquid fertilizer that's clear as water. - But you wouldn't want to smell it. - Why is that? It burns the eyes, lungs, and throat, causes vomiting... and if continuously inhaled, death. Sort of like your aftershave. [Announcer] It's time to "Advance" with the Reverend Jonathan Whirley... founder of MAMA, the Moral Advance Movement of America. Today, Dr Whirley's special guest is police commissioner for Los Angeles... Ms. Jane Kirkpatrick. Dr Whirley. Thank you, George, and welcome once again to Advance. Commissioner... Please, will you call me Jane? Only if you call me Jonathan. [Chuckling] Have you seen this guy? What a mental fur ball. Happens to be one of my favourite shows. Why don't you listen and learn? What a deep honour it is for this city that you have chosen Los Angeles... to be the new focal point for the Moral Advance Movement of America. It's quite simple, Jane. If one wishes to effect a financial upheaval in this country... one should set his or her sights on Wall Street. If one wishes to revolutionize the political system... he or she would naturally go to Washington. But when dealing... with pornography, filth, crime... degradation... what better place is there to begin with than Los Angeles... the current capital of depravity... in what sadly passes for the modern world. [Friday] 2:15 p.m. We had been advised to follow up on a theft at 8823467 Magnolia Boulevard. At this time of day, it took us 20 minutes to get there. The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden. Some Pagan cards had been found. - What the hell do you want? - Police officers, ma'am. About time you pencil dicks showed up. Why couldn't you have gotten here before that big, bad... stupid-Iooking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress? Sewage breath would be your nickname for... Muzz. Emil Muzz. Not much of an improvement. That ass-wipe also stiffed me for two months' rent when his cheque bounced. Goddam puss-faced pimp stick. All that was left in his room... was a big box of these things. Any idea where Emil Muzz could be now? Friends? Family? He was a Ioner. Took off in the middle of the night. Useless scum-lapping ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст В созвездии быка на английском - текст В то же время, в следующем году на английском - текст Заложник на английском - текст Семейное дело на английском - текст Кулл-завоеватель на английском |