- That's right. She was a Baitmate. Bait magazine. She was featured. I get the hang of it. In the April issue. No, Mr Silly. February! My name is April. Don't tell me. Your favourite movies are The Sound of Music and Yes, Giorgio. You love to go bobbing for apples. Your major turn-offs are... anchovies, people who don't use coasters and... And men who smoke in public places. Let's go meet Jerry. There's Jerry over there. I'm gonna have a place like this someday. Dream on, Streebek, dream on. It's about time. I called you cops three hours ago. Yes, sir. My name's Friday. This is Detective Streebek. What's missing? How about the entire run... every single copy of our 25th Anniversary double issue of Bait. - Bait. - That's his skin magazine. You say. The intelligent subscriber regards it... as a politically-oriented, socially-impacted monthly. I'm not gonna allow a gang of cement heads to intimidate me... just because I refused to publish their stupid manifesto. - Tell us about that. - Here. Read it for yourself. "Manifest of the International Brotherhood of Pagan. We believe bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy. - The peak of pornography..." - We get the general idea. My publishing company is not a private platform for a bunch of yahoos. I don't care how many copies they buy. I don't have to publish their junk just because they got 1st amendment rights. I've got 1st amendment rights, too. Look 'em up. I don't have. I can quote 'em to you. Anyhow, how much do you figure a monthly run of your... "magazine" is worth? It's more money than you'll ever see in your life. And I do that every month. My money's clean. I'll tell you what you do before you go home and start polishing your pennies. Go out and get my magazines back on the stand where they belong. Listen, hotshot, I don't care for you or the putrid sludge you're trowelling out. But until the laws are changed, my job's to get back your boxes of smut. Since I'll be doing it holding my nose, I'll be doing it with one hand. Excuse me. Jerry, it's time for your collagen treatment. And don't forget, you're having your pores sucked at 3:00. Thank you, Sylvia. Boys, as you can see, I've got my work to do. Why don't you get the hell out of here and do yours? You have very strong hands. Hey, Sylvia Wiss! Yes, that's me. They oughta transfer you to Missing Persons. You know everybody. Don't you read the papers? Saturday is Bait magazine's 25th anniversary party. Caesar is reuniting all of his former Baitmates. Miss Sylvia Wiss, right here, was the very first Baitmate ever. Fascinating. Sergeant, if I asked your honest opinion about something, would I get it? You can bet the house on it. Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43-year-old woman? No. No, they don't, Miss Wiss. They're quite impressive, bordering on spectacular. We have to be running along now. What's your hurry? Wouldn't you like to have an early lunch? Listen, Joe, it's the darndest thing. I seem to have left my notebook in the car. It's gonna take me 15, 20 min... A half an hour to find it. Why don't you pump Sylvia privately for information? And I'II, you know... - Nice meeting you, Miss Wiss. - I had a good time, too. Come on. Let's go to the car and find that notebook. Are you crazy? Sylvia Wiss wanted you. Let me tell you something. There are two things which differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we can control our sexual urges. You might be an exception, but don't drag me into your private hell. You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you? Must be what keeps your hair up. - What is bothering you besides me? - I'm thinking about those Pagans. If all they were after was revenge against Caesar, it's slime versus slime. But when they attack great institutions like our city zoo, my hackles turn red. You'll lose ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ночь и день на английском - текст Туманность Андромеды на английском - текст Полуночная жара на английском - текст Александр Невский на английском - текст Братья и сёстры семьи Тода на английском |