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could be Liza Doolittle.
Why don't you just blow it out your...
If I call Jill from prison,
do you think that would make up for the other ones?
Sure.
Cause you only get one call.
The prison call is like the king of calls.
I think that would be a very nice gesture.
I got it - it's out!
How about that, huh?
Oh, boy, what a relief.
See now, to me,
that button is in the worst possible spot.
Really?
Oh yeah.
The second button is the key button.
It literally makes or breaks the shirt.
Look at it, it's too high.
It's in no-man's land.
Haven't we had this conversation before?
You think?
I think we have.
Yeah, maybe we have.
So what is the deal with the yard?
I mean when I was a kid,
my mother wanted me to play in the yard.
But of course she
didn't have to worry about
my next door neighbor Tommy
sticking a shiv in my thigh.
And what's with the lockdown?
Why do we have to be locked in our cells?
Are we that bad that we have to
be sent to prison, in prison?
You would think the weightlifting
and the sodomy is enough.
So, anyone from Cellblock D?
I am.
I'll talk slower.
I'm kidding - I love Cellblock D.
My friend George is in Cellblock D.
What are you in for, sir?
Murder one.
Murder one?
Oooooo, watch out everybody.
Better be nice to you.
I'm only kidding sir - lighten up.
How about you, what are you in for?
Grand theft auto.
Grand theft auto -
don't steal any of my jokes.
You suck - I'm gonna cut you.
Hey, I don't come down
to where you work
and knock the license plate
out of your hand.
Alright, Seinfeld, that's it.
Let's go.
Come on.
Alright, hey, you've been great!
See you in the cafeteria.
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