Maybe we better get moving. It's good to have you back, Stan. It's Rick, by the way. No time! Mr. Costanza, I really don't have time for this. Now, if this mechanic guy was in fact eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claimed, wouldn't you agree he would have no problem picking one out from a candy line-up? "Candy line-up"? I've spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars, with no wrappers of identification of any kind, for him to select from. It took you an hour? Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you... the candy line-up. Hey, Willie, check it out! Free candy! That's my candy line-up! Where are all my cards? They're all on the floor! How many Twix does that make for you today? Like, 8 Twix?! No. Hey, this Clark bar is good. Its a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you've robbed it! You've all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix! They're all gone. Twix! What was that? There's a mental hospital right near here. Alright. Elaine, David, I believe we have a deal here in principle: Arby's - no more than once a month. In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book. That's not bad. - I can live with that. So, you're back together? Yeah. Alright, alright. Alright, that's enough! Let's get back to my deal. That undercoating - that's a rip-off, isn't it, David? Oh, we don't even know what it is. So, I'm getting the insiders' deal? Insiders' deal. High-five. There's the dealer! Hey! We did it! We pulled it off! I can't believe it! Where's the needle? Oh, it broke off, baby! Woo, hoo, hoo! Oh, Mr Kramer, I gotta thank you. I learned a lot. Things are gonna be different for me now. Well, that's a weird thing to say. I wonder how much longer we could have lasted. Yeah, yeah. I wonder. This is nice. What kind of car is this? Caprice Classic. You couldn't just give him one high-five? It's like the wave at ball games. Air quotes. The phrase "Don't go there." Someone's gotta take a stand! This Arby's is good. So, George, I still don't understand - how was that a setup? And who were you trying to set up, anyway? The mechanic or the manager? I don't know. All of them. Theyre all crooks! Besides, I couldn't get all different candy bars anyway. What was that? I think there's a mental hospital near here. Very near. Well, I think we stopped. You can probably let go of my hand now. Oh, yeah. Well, I'll think about it... Do you have my card?Careful, this plate is extremely hot. Thank you. I just told you it was hot. Why'd you touch it? I just wanted to know what your idea of "hot" is. Hey, babe. You ready to hit the ice? I am ready to skate up a-- Why are you wearing that? It's my winter coat. A fur? Is there a problem? A seemingly infinite supply. Careful, it's hot. So, Puddy wear's a man fur? He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson. And, of course, you find fur morally reprehensible. Eh, anti-fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore? This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. And this is the first you're seeing of the coat? We never dated in winter. You might want to get a look at that bathing suit drawer. Oh, I walked by Bloomingdale's the other day, and I saw that massage chair we want to get Joe Mayo as an apartment gift. An apartment-warming gift? We got to give presents to people for moving? Birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts. I would like one month off. Kramer said it's a perfect gift. That's what we're getting him. All right, but we're not buying it at Bloomingdale's. I will buy it, you pay me back later. I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense. Cheapness is not a sense. I can't stand Joe Mayo's parties. You know, the second you walk in, he's got you working for him. "Hey, can you do me a favor? "Can you keep an eye on the ice, make sure we
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