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- That's what he said.
I don't believe this
- Talk to me, Babe.
She's this crazy woman who is convinced
that my germs make her sick.
- Oh, germ-o-phobe.
I know what that's about.
I'm a recovering
germ-o-phobe. Ten years.
What is this symbol?
- It's a germ.
Elaine, it was very nice of you
to bring the man you're currently
sleeping with over to talk to me, but I
assure you, I don't
have any problem with germs.
Don't you? Elaine.
- Please!
I know it looks bleak. I've been
there. Ten years ago waking up in
bed next to a woman like this would've
sent me running for the Phisohex.
I still have trouble
looking at those disgusting
old bedroom slippers
she slogs around in.
Hey, I've had those since college.
They're bunnies.
- They're bacteria traps.
So you... just learned to live
with it?
- For the most part.
OK, we're broken up
for the rest of the day.
So I'm glad we had a
talk and worked this out.
Don't you feel this is better?
This is nice.
- Yes,
clothes. This is normal.
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
I was thinking that we could go down...
Jerry? Jerry, are you listening to me?
Oh... yeah. What? I'm sorry.
I wanted to know what
you're doing tomorrow.
Oh, maybe a haircut, and,
I don't know, maybe a...
So you broke up?
- We couldn't
carry on a conversation.
I kept trying to picture her naked, she
kept trying to not picture me naked.
Hang on.
So what are you up to?
Oh, just cooking up a little
thank you for Puddy.
Hey, how do you
make those radish roses?
Insert a knife into the
center and twist. Then,
to make it bloom, soak it in
water for thirty to forty minutes.
No problem there.
George. Thanks for
coming down to talk to me.
I wanted to see you right
away, but my hours
here aren't very
flexible. I just started yesterday.
Well, I'm here. What is it?
Well, I talked to my sponsor, and,
uh, I've thought it over,
and, you know, my apology
at the coffee shop was sarcastic,
and rude, and you deserve much better.
Well, thank you.
- You're welcome.
Can I get a Triple Minute Man
- Waffle or sugar cone?
Uh, excuse me, uh, um, Jason. I don't
want to get into a
big thing here, but...
I'm not sure if, technically, what you
just said was actually
an apology.
- What?
Can you get on that cone?
Would you hang on just
a second, son? about?
George, what are you talking.
Well, it's just, all you said
was 'your welcome', which is
nice. It's very nice. But...
I feel I gotta get the apology.
Is there anybody else here but you?
I'm alone, and it's my second
day. You know, I don't even think we
have that flavor so... George,
really, enough, ok? You know,
I-I admitted I was wrong, so
what more do you want from me?
I would like an apology.
- All right, look, you know--
Did you try it?
No, this guy doesn't know what he's
- Oh, yes I do. Yes, I do. OK?
I'm interacting with someone here, if
you can understand
that. Now, I'm sorry.
Baah! There it is!
You just said it! That's
what I want! Now say it
again, and tell it to me.
I'm not saying anything to you.
I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. It
was cashmere. I hate Step Nine!
Where's that Rum Raisin?
Where is it? Can't
find anything. I need a drink. Ah,
daquiri ice. Here we go. What are
you looking at? Get out! Come on,
can't you see we're closed?! Get out!
Mmm. This food is fantastic,
And what a pretty radish rose, huh?
Well, thank you.
- Here's to Peggy, on
her first week of
being germ-free, free.
Yeah. And here's to David
Puddy for helping me install
a much needed and much appreciated
garbage disposal in my bathtub.
You have a garbage
disposal in your bathtub?
Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time.
I made this whole meal in  there.
This food was in the shower with you?
- Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed.
Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!
Excuse me. Is this, uh,
- No, germ-o-phobes.
Thanks. What are you
guys doin' here?
- Kramer.
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