buddy. Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick. - Oh, please. She's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense malaise. Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right? I just spoke with her, Elaine. She's in bed. Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her mind, OK? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko. So you're Jason Hanke's supervisor? - Sponsor. Whatever. Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy. He's doing very well. He's already on to Step Ten. Yeah, well when you don't actually do the steps, you can go through them pretty quick. You can get through six a day. Is there some unresolved issue between you and Jason? I don't know. A little thing called Step Nine? Instead of an apology, he was beboppin' and scattin' all over me. I'm not sure what you want me to do. - Well, aren't you the boss of him? You shouldn't let him move up! When I was in the Cub Scouts, I got stuck on Weebolos for three years 'cause I kept losing the Pinewood Derby. You're quite upset, George. - Well, I think you should drop him down to Step Two. Admit there's a higher power? Yeah, let him chew on that for a while. You know George, I think I can help you. We're having a meeting tomorrow. Why don't you just come by? All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much. - By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic, so... Lomez, you're not listenin'. Jerry likes the naked, just some of the things she does when she's naked. Calm down, I'm on your side. Geez. Hey, hold on a second. I got a clog, I'll call ya back. What are you doing? I found a rough spot on the kitchen floor, I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here. No, not that. Why are you naked? I thought naked is good. - This isn't good naked. George, here, have a seat. - Where's Hanke? OK, let's get started. Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous. What? Rate-aholics? - George, this can help you. George, this can help you. - Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge. Excuse me. We have a 'no yelling' policy at these meetings. Excuse me. Am I talking to you, Pinhead? Am I?! Please don't call me 'Pinhead'. - I'm losin' it! He took you to Rage-aholics? Why? Probably because this whole Universe is against me! You've got a little rage. - I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad! By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work. - This bread has nuts in it! Oh, great. Elaine. What is wrong with my body? - Chicken wing shoulder blades. That's it? - No, but that's one problem. Why? Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day-- - Whoa! Walking around naked? hh... that is not a good look for a man. Why not? It's a good look for a woman. Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep. So you don't think it's attractive? - It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian. Well, some women like it. - Hmm. Sickies. Installing your Clarkman garbage disposal. Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage lot. Oh, come on, Clarkman. Is, uh, David Puddy there?" This is Puddy. Well, this is Kramer. - I know. Um, listen, you're a mechanic. Could you help me install a garbage disposal? Well, it's a big job. You've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line. No. It says 'main line'. - It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman? Yeah." "Hey, man, I'll call you back. I'll talk you through it. - Oh, OK. Well, thanks, buddy. Hey, Puddy. Hey, Babe, your boss called. You owe five bucks for a balloon bouquet. Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him. Balloon bouquet? For who? - Peggy took a turn for the worst. Peggy. Oh, great. I suppose she's still blaming me?
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