on right after me. So what, he's got a couple of good jokes. Like what, Ovaltine? Why do dogs drink out of the toilet? Shopping carts with one bad wheel? That's true, that always happens to me. You think that's funny? I don't know, I like stuff you don't have to think about too much. You like Bania's act. You're a closet Bania fan! maybe I am. Oh, I'm gonna puke. Puke! That's a funny word. Puke. puke! Don't have to think about that. I can't believe we broke up like that. Do you want something to read? Nah. Well, are you going to take a nap or You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat? Yeah. That's it! I cannot take this! I mean, look at this, nothing has changed. We're back together two hours, we're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago. Tell me about it, I don't know why I ever took you back. Please! I took you back. You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it. I don't want to get involved. and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing! Oh god. Ow! Ow!! How much longer you gonna be, I'm starving here. Just a few more squirts. Cause I gotta stay juicy. The smell. It's still with you, huh? Yeah, it's baked on it. Put some butter in. Stir it up so it melts. Ahh, now I'm simmering. I'll meet you at the coffee shop. Good morning, George. Is something wrong with your other leg Oh, no, that's just the old handicap acting up. But your cane's on the wrong side. That's just because we're standing on opposite sides. See, when we met, I was over there a and you were over here so the image was reversed, like in the mirror. See? This looks right to you, doesn't it? Uh, yeah, I guess. But, see here. Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right. Will you stop it, George? Just stop it! I think I can see what's going on here. Well, you're not gonna believe what happened. You mugged Stephen Hawking? Play Now thinks I got problems in both legs. My own personal Rascal, Jerry. On the house. Well it must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour. Hello? Jerry. Hey, Lainie, how's the trip going? Awful. This trip was a *huge* mistake. Huge! Please don't shout. I can't take it. Who's that? It's Vegetable Lasagna. Who? Vegetable Lasagna! My name is Magnus. Shut up or I'll snap you in half and stuff you in the overhead! Get me some duty free Kahlua. How's the trip? Sounded good. Well. Gotta motor. Hey, if you got any juice left, you might wanna roll by the big showcase tonight. Ah, you still going on in front of Bania, eh? That's right, and I'll tell you what. I'm feeling a little off. What are you talking about? You're not! That's right, I'm taking a dive. You're throwing the set? I'm laying down! Then let's see how he does up there, without all the assistance. Listen Jerry. Bania's voice is the voice of a new generation. My generation. We're four months apart. nevertheless. His time has come. Now if you will kindly help me unwedge my front wheel, I'll be on my way. Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer. Hey buddy. What are you doing? George tells me you're gonna throw your set? That's right, Choochie. Let's see how Bania does without the cushy timeslot. Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Seinfeld! If you'll excuse me. Hey everybody! Who's ready to laugh? What's the deal with lampshades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shade? And what's with people getting sick? I mean, what's the dea l with cancer? I have cancer! Oh, tough crowd. Hey, hey! You dented my ride. Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? Heh, I did you a favor. How about I do you a favor upside your head? Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Hey! Get the bikes. Ouch. You didn't do so bad. What are you talking about? I bombed! No, you had some good stuff. The cancer bit? It was edgy, it was not my sort of thing but some of those people out there, they really liked it.
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