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What's up with you two?
I don't want to talk about it.
So how was the big trip?
I don't want to talk about it!
Well, what happened to your nose?
I don't want to talk ab-ow!-t it!
Well, you gotta give me something!
Come on, how was the wedding?
Was the bride radiant?
She.. was.
'Till she found out Elaine slept with the groom.
That sounds juicy.
Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom,
but I want to hear all about it.
You know, I didn't go to the bathroom
the entire time we were in India.
I can't believe we went all the way to India
for a wedding!
That's it!
The wedding's off.
But, Sue Ellen -
Elaine, you were my maid of honor
and you slept with my Pinter?!
No, no, no!
It was years ago - before you met him.
And, and I got to tell you -
it was very mechanical.
I have never been so humiliated!
Idiots! This is all your fault!
Not me! Him! His fault! He betrayed me!
George, I'm sorry..
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!
I don't know what that means.
Alright, Nina, you have to decide right now.
Jerry or me?
Alright.. Neither.
Well, what are you doing here?
A free trip to India.
And by the way, you can take off those boots.
Everyone knows you're 5'6".
See? See the way they are?!
We're - we're still best friends, right?
And take that stupid thing out of your nose!
That's got to hurt,
I don't care where you're from!
What time is our flight back?
I got to go to the bathroom.
- Hey.
What happened last night?
Oh, you were pretty loaded.
I know. I woke up with this.
Oh. Hello, Tetanus.
George, I've used the bathroom.
3It's fine.
No, no, no, no.
I can walk it off.
It's a hundred and twenty degrees in here.
I'll sweat it out.
Are those Timberlands...
painted black?
Is your nose pierced?
Yeah.  Sit down there.
I believe you know Nina.
George, we need to talk.
I think you've done a lot more than talk!
You betrayed me!
Alright, I admit it.
I slept with Nina, but that's all.
"That's all"?! That's everything!
I don't know what all the rest of it
is for anyway!
I'm really sorry.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
Where'd you get that one?
It's an expression.
Hey! Shhh!
Look, we are gonna settle this right now!
I demand reparations!
I should get to sleep with Elaine.
That's the only way to punish you!
That doesn't punish me.
It punishes Elaine!
And cruelly, I might add.
Funny guy!
Hey! Monkeys!
Knock it off.
My best friend
is trying to get married up here!
Elaine, you have to sleep with me.
I'm not gonna sleep with you.
Would you grow up, George?!
What is the difference?
Nina slept with  him, he slept with me,
I slept with Pinter.
Nobody cares! It's all ancient history.
You slept with the groom?!
Oh, thank you, FDR!
I stuck a rock in there too.
- I felt that.
Alright, FDR.
This wish is for all the marbles.
You win, you get your wish -
I drop dead.
I win, I don't drop dead,
and I get one-hundred percent
anti-drop-dead protection. Forever.
Oh, man!
Well, then, come on.
There's got to be something
that'll change your mind, FDR.
What, you want my kidney?
George knows that you slept with Nina.
That's why he was acting so weird.
How did he find out?
He schnapped me.
You know you're not supposed to drink
while you're keeping a secret!
Is there anything else?
I can't tell you.
Here, drink this.
I slept with the groom.
He used to be called Peter.
So? Who cares about that?
Sue Ellen!
If she knew,
she'd call off the whole wedding.
Oh, nobody's calling off any weddings.
Alright, it's time to go.
Come on. Up.
Do you know what 'Jerry' is in Indian?
No, what?
Yes, jugdish.
Hey, what if I got my nose pierced?
That would be pretty freaky.
Yes, I think it's a fine idea.
Well, good night.
Good night, Jugdish!
Bless you.
Thank you..
Hello FDR.
I'll have a hot one, everything on it.
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