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are these pages that you wanted.
One moment!
I'm reading the most fascinating article
on the most fascinating people of the year.
And - done.
Oh, yes. I'm sorry I needed this so quickly.
It must have been an awful lot of work.
Thank you very much, you two.
What?
So, three dates, and she still won't
let me play with her toys.
That's interesting.
You know, someone mentioned to me
you were not very happy with your toys growing up?
Yeah, that was me.
Oh, that's right, right, right.
And you mentioned that you didn't get a G.I. Joe.
You had -
An Army Pete.
Right.
He was made of wood,
and in the rain
he would swell up and then split.
And we all know how painful that can be.
Jerry?
Oh, Elaine Benes!
Well, this is quite a thrill, yes.
Come on sit down. Yes.
Well, I'll tell you,
this sidler guy is really chapping my hide.
Excuse me.
We're talking this way.
Well, he's getting credit for work I did!
He's gonna sidle me right out of a job.
Now, for those of us who don't know,
uh, sidling is what?
Kramer, what is wrong with you?
What do you mean?
Well, for starters,
you're looking at note cards.
I'm gonna have to give that guy
a taste of his own medicine.
So I am going to sidle the sidler.
You, sidle?
You stomp around like a Clydesdale!
Not with these honeys.
Wrestling shoes!
Only in New York!
Jerry?
Oh!
Well, ladies and gentlemen!
It's our good friend, George Costanza!
What a surprise!
Yeah, sit, sit, sit.. Weeell!
Well, it happened again.
What happened?
Tut tut, I'll ask the questions.
What happened?
Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park.
They - they didn't move.
All right, let's change the subject.
Now, you and Jerry dated for a while.
Tell us... what was that like?
That was the wrong card.
I don't get these birds!
They're breaking the deal.
It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me!
So they're like everyone else.
All right, let's take a short break.
Okay! We're back!
Boy, that bank clock is eight minutes off.
Then why don't you just run IT over too?
Zing.
George, what are you doing?
Did you see that?
That-that pigeon didn't move!
I had to swerve to get out of the way!
I saved that pigeon's life!
What pigeon?
You drove right onto that squirrel!
Squirrel?
Well, we have no deal with !
Jerry!
Those hands! They never stop!
I'm sorry.
You got any booze?
Let's say you and I get ripped!
No, thanks.
I have a headache.
Can you just get me an aspirin?
All right.
Ah. "Will not cause drowsiness."
"May cause drowsiness."
Here's the new copy you wanted.
Ah, yes.
Well, this certainly looks like a lot of words.
In record time. I'm very impressed ...
with both of you.
Thank you.
Unfortunately, I am also disgusted.
This is incoherent dribble!
This is a total redo,
and I'm assuming I need it right away.
Well, I guess we'll just have...
All right, just gimme that.
Mission accomplished! Back to base, Joe.
Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?
There's been massive trauma.
We could of course try to save him,
but it would be costly, difficult,
and we'd have to send away
for some special, really tiny instruments.
Well, uh, are there any other options?
We could put him to sleep.
What might that cost?
Well, it's by the pound, so -
about 80 cents.
Well?
I was just - I'm curious, that's all.
We - we'd like you to do everything possible.
He... he's not going to be the same, you know?
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
So they're flying the tiny instruments in
from El Paso.
El Paso? I spent a month there one night.
El Paso!
What's he here for?
To take some of the pressure off of me.
So, Jerry, what's going on with you?
I understand there's a young lady in your life?
Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story,
because she has this amazing toy collection
and last night I finally got to play with them.
Well.
It sounds like things are progressing.
Do I hear wedding bells?
Are you married right now?
- Newman!
Actually she doesn't even know
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