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Grade A's.
Are you all right?
Oh, no. I'm fine.
Serenity now. Serenity now.
Serenity now.
So, you're using Frank's
relaxation method?
Jerry, the anger, it just melts
right off. Serenity now.
Look at this. Serenity now!
Hey, what happened to you?
Well. You are not gonna believe this.
Now Lippman is renounced.
This shiksa thing is *totally* out of control.
What is  *with* you people?
What are you looking at?
Sit down, Elaine.
Oh, no. Jerry, I can't take
any more gentle sobbing.
I've been thinking about what
it means to be complete.
Do you have an apple or anything?
Look at us, hurtling through
space on this big, blue marble.
Or a nectarine? I would absolutely
love a nectarine.
Looking everywhere for
some kind of meaning...
Why am I in such a fruit mood?
Ahh, banana!
When all the while, the real secret
to happiness has been
right in  front of us!
Jerry, I've found a way
to beat Lloyd Braun!
I buy the computers myself, I
store 'em in your apartment.
Then, after I win the
contest, I bring 'em
all back and get my money back.
Ha ha! It's brilliant. What? What's
wrong with your leg?
I'm asking Elaine to marry me.
I'll store these over
at Kramer's apartment.
Uhh, Jerry,
I've got a lot goin' on with, uh,
Lippman  right now.
Yeah, and him too. What?!
Oh, yeah! I think George is calling me,
so I'm gonna go give him a hand
Come on! Come on!
Can I help you?
No. Stay! Stay. Stay.
Hey, Braun, Costanza's kicking your butt!
Watch how it's done. Oh, hello,
Mr. Vandelay?
Would you like to buy a computer?
Oh, really? Two dozen?
Costanza, you're white hot!
If you'd like to make a call,
please hang up and--
Hey, Braun, I got good news
and bad news.
And they're both the same: you're fired.
Costanza, you've won the water pik!
You're not gonna give away
that water pik!
You wanna bet? Serenity now,
serenity now!
You know, you should tell your dad
that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work.
It just bottles up the anger,
and eventually, you blow.
What do you know?
You were in the nut house.
What do you think put me there?
I heard they found a family
in your freezer
Serenity now. Insanity later.
What happened here,
Serenity now, serenity now...
Geez! Jerry, I didn't here you come in.
Yeah, the children,  they've
done sum redecorating.
Serenity now, serenity now.
You don't look well.
Well, that's odd, 'cause I feel perfectly
at peace with the world- uh!
eggs! you! Serenity now, serenity now,
serenity now.
Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me, I stepped
on your last rose.
Jerry, come on. Don't get upset about
it.There's always next spring.
Now will you excuse me for a moment.
Serenity nooooooooww!
Jerry! I did it! Haha! I beat Braun!
Serenity now!
Come on, wanna give me a hand
with the computers?
Serenity nooooowwwww!
Why couldn't you squeeze
one of those stupid
rubber balls to get your stress out?
Why did you have to destroy
*twenty-five* computers?
George, you listen to me. I owe ya one.
He's incorrigible.
You want to talk about it?
Oh, please don't tell me you love me again,
Jerry, I can't handle it.
George, letting my emotions out was
the best thing I've ever done.
Sure I'm not funny anymore, but there's
more to life than making shallow,
fairly-obvious observations. How about you?
All right... here goes...
Rabbi, is there anything I can do
to combat this Shiks-appeal?
Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth,
like the Yeti,
or his North
American cousin, the Sasquatch.
Well, something's goin' on here,
'cause every able-bodied
Israelite in the county
is driving pretty strong to the hoop.
Elaine, there's much you don't understand
about the Jewish religion.
For example, did you know that rabbis
are allowed to date?
Well, what does that have to do...?
You know, a member of my congregation
has a timeshare in Myrtle  Beach.
Perhaps, if you're
not too busy, we could
wing on down after
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