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Yes, I do.
The airlines are faster,
and you get
a free meal.
If I wanted jokes,
I'd watch you
take a leak.
Don't just stand there
like a slab of meat
with mittens.
What are you doing?
I almost crushed your head
like a melon.
Move your car!
Just a minute, OK?
Get outta here!
What is your problem?
You insensitive asshole.
There's an injured man
down on the street.
Now, I'll move my car,
but you help him up.
My pleasure.
I had a feeling
that when we parted ways,
somehow, someday,
our paths
would cross again.
Are you all right?
I've never seen
anyone get lifted
by his testicles before.
Lucky thing for you
that cop came when he did.
you'd be lifting your schnutz
to tie your shoes.
I'm sorry.
That's terrible.
You know,
I'm glad I didn't kill you.
I'd be glad if you had.
Oh, you don't mean that.
Remember what I said?
Go with the flow.
How can I when
the rental car agency
leaves me keys
to a car that isn't there,
then I find out they
don't have any more cars?
I got a car,
no sweat at all.
Well, Del,
you're a charmed man.
Oh, I know.
You just go
with the flow.
Like a twig
on the shoulders
of a mighty stream.
 Pulled out
of Pittsburgh 
 Rollin' down
the eastern seaboard 
 I got my diesel
wound up 
 She's runnin'
like never before 
 There's a speed zone
ahead, all right 
 I ain't seen
a cop all night 
 Six days on the road 
 And I'm gonna
make it home tonight... 
Would you please stop doing that
with the seat?
Once you screw
with these,
you never get comfortable.
Quit screwing with it.
I'm getting comfortable.
Do you have a bad back?
Well, I do,
and there's only
a couple good positions.
You're going to break it.
Ah, lovely.
Lovely, lovely.
Oh, damn it.
What now?
I can't reach my feet
to get my shoes off.
That's fine.
Leave your shoes on.
I can't relax
that way.
I don't care to breathe
your foot odor.
It must be swell being so perfect
and odor-free.
Things about you
bother me,
but I'm decent enough
not to bring them up.
What about me
bothers you?
There's lots of things.
Name one.
You want me to name one?
Fine, um...
you play with
your balls a lot.
I do not play
with my balls.
Larry Bird doesn't
handle the ball
as much as you do.
You trying
to start a fight?
I'm simply
stating a fact.
You fidget
with your nuts.
Know what make me happy?
Another couple of balls
and an extra set of fingers?
Oh, that's humor.
Oh, that's real humor.
I'd be happy if you rested
your mouth.
My pleasure.
I'd like a little silence.
No problem.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You broke the seat.
You broke the goddamn seat.
I don't believe it.
It wasn't broken
when I got out.
You broke it.
It's impossible
to break them.
You want to drive?
No. Why did you do this?
I won't be held responsible for
faulty engineering.
This is comfortable.
This is really comfortable.
I don't want to argue.
Let's not fight.
All right, all right.
Then I'm going to sleep.
All right.
I'm putting my wallet
in the glove compartment.
Don't let me
forget it.
All right.
 Ah, you can
talk about the pit 
 The band was jumpin' 
 The people, too
mess around 
 They doin'
the mess around 
 They doin'
the mess around 
 Everybody doin'
the mess around 
Now-ow, when I say stop,
don't you move a peg 
 When I say go 
 Just shake your leg
and do the mess around 
 I said
do the mess around 
 Now let me
have it there, boys 
 Now you got it, boys 
 Go on and mess around 
 Now this band's gonna play
from 9:00 to 1:00 
 Everybody here's
gonna have some fun 
 Doin' the mess around 
 They're doin'
the mess around 
 Everybody do
the mess around 
That was Ray Charles
Doin' The Mess Around.
Weather's beginning
to clear up.
Hope you're
Enjoying your evening.
It's almost
half past the
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