What did you say?
I don't remember.
I think it was, "But with some magic,
I just might switch."
- That is actually quite intriguing.
- That's not my lyric.
No, I know, but it's a lovely phrase.
Look, if you can't handle anything
except moon and June...
...why don't we just let
plant girl finish the lyrics?
Plant girl.
Give it up, I'm a bad hot witch
But with some magic, I just might switch
- Finish it.
- I'm just here to cater to the plants.
And you are doing a fine job,
if I may say so.
Although that one is plastic.
This is a waste of time.
Let's fly my broom to the stars above
And we'll charm our way back into love
What's the next line,
"Feelings, nothing more than feelings"?
You people disgust me.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gotten
involved. I have no filtering system.
No. That's fine, that's fine.
He had to get back to his job
at Hallmark anyway.
Listen, have you ever done any writing?
I mean, everybody's done some writing,
you know? Well, not everybody.
Illiteracy is a growing epidemic
in this country.
I write slogans for Weight-Not...
...this weight-reduction company
that my sister runs.
Did you ever hear of the band PoP?
Yeah, of course, everybody has.
My sister, Rhonda, loved them.
They had that ridiculous hair
and those ridiculous outfits and...
Oh, my God, you're one of them.
That hair was very much in style then.
- I'm very sorry.
- Yeah, that's fine.
But I would love to talk to you
about maybe writing some lyrics.
But I don't write lyrics.
Well, we could just kick some ideas
around, repot the ficus.
I don't think so.
I appreciate the offer, though.
I have to go babysit for my sister now.
I mean, her kids.
She's 38 now, so... Thank you.
Okay, listen.
Do you know who Cora Corman is?
Oh, yeah. My niece loves her.
Okay, well, I'm writing a song for her,
so if you change your mind...
...and the idea of working with me is of
any interest at all, please just call, okay?
Or if you just fancy a good laugh,
I am performing at the Hilton tonight.
Well, thank you.
I mean, but I can't, you know. I'm sorry.
"I just can't," she says mysteriously.
But I just can't.
- I'm sorry. Thank you for the offer.
- Yes.
Oh, my God.
Go to the next level, weirdo.
You have to go to the next level.
It's your parents. Go get into bed.
Get into bed. This is not a drill.
- But we haven't even brushed our teeth.
- Get in there. Get in there. Get into bed.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- How was the movie?
- I enjoyed it.
- He fell asleep.
- I enjoy sleeping.
- How was dinner?
- Really nice place.
It's really hard to enjoy dinner
when you run a weight-loss center.
- Lf I get fat, there goes my fiscal year.
- Honey, you're not fat.
You're not about to open a branch
in Boca. But thank you, sweetie.
- How'd everything go here?
- Oh, yeah. Good. Great.
The kids ate and went to sleep.
Yeah, it... They're really bad children.
Okay, okay. Everybody goes to bed.
I'm sending your father in there.
Whoa, we're so scared.
And then I'm coming in.
I'll just go check
to make sure they're still breathing.
Hey, wanna do some stress eating?
Just a piece of diet cheesecake.
This thing happened to me today...
I don't know. I'm just gonna go home.
You seem so jumpy tonight.
You know, I feel a little guilty
about something.
How unusual for you.
Okay, listen. I have to tell you.
I met that guy from that band
you used to like. Alex Fletcher from PoP?
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I do Jane's plant service.
I'm taking over for her while she's gone.
And anyway, she does his apartment,
so I was there.
Actually, it was the second time.
And he invited me
to come see him perform tonight.
Gary, I'm going out!
Oh, my God. I love him. I love him.
I love him. I love him.
- That really wasn't the end of the story.
- Come on. Help me dress.
Should I wear the red one?
I saw you across the dance floor
Out of the corner of my eye
I felt a connection
I don 't know how, I don 't know why