From there it was easy.
The bulk of the work was done.
I just left everything the way I found it.
I left the machine alone...
and didn't turn it off,
and just cleared out of there.
So your double would find everything
the same later that day and get in the box?
Right, but also, I or my double or someone
was in the box coming backwards.
So who knows what that would've done
if I'd turned the machine off.
Definitely. So, they're one-time use only.
So then, at that moment, since my double
was on the way to the hotel in my car...
I had to take a taxi home. But when we go,
we'll be able to use your truck.
- You have a margin account, right?
- Yeah. I do now. What are we buying?
Good. Today, before 12:30, we'll buy
as many shares as we can of RGWU.
They'll say their earnings that quarter
are three and a half times consensus...
and the stock will nearly double
in afternoon trading.
- What do they do?
- What do you mean?
What does this company do?
Do they make things or...
I don't know.
All that matters is the price goes up.
The volume is so high that the number
of shares we trade won't affect the price.
You really don't know what they do?
That's why you spoke about a mid-cap fund,
so volume is high enough to hide us.
- Do you think it's too cautious?
- I don't know.
I know there's a lot of other stocks
out there...
that do a lot more than double,
but this is my first day.
- My God.
- She's not going to answer.
I know, Abe. That's the question.
I know, so what's the answer?
You've got the $400 billion...
you've gone the charity route,
you have this perfect 100-room mansion...
with matching his and her yachts
and helicopter pads.
Basically, you have absolute impunity
to do whatever you want...
nobody can touch you.
- You're back from a two-year...
- Above the law.
Absolutely, well above. You're fresh back
from this two-year world-galloping vacation.
How do you fill your day? What do you do?
Abe, I know that's the question, but it's not
a real question, so why does it matter?
So what's the answer?
Babe, he knows that's the question, okay?
He's asking you the question.
What do you mean? What would I do
with my life or what would I do tomorrow?
My God, either.
I'd have to do something constructive.
I'd have to do something that would help...
- something that would make me feel good.
- I know. That's fantastic. Good.
- My wife. So good. So pure. You are pure.
- Shut up. Why did you ask, then?
This is what I would do:
I would wake up tomorrow morning...
and I'd go over to Gabriel Capital Inc...
and I would tell Joseph Platts' receptionist
that I'm there to see him...
and when he comes out...
I would ram my fist
through the flat of his nose.
Just one good punch, one good pow.
- That's amazing. It's about time.
- That is so great.
Where did this come from?
You're always defending the guy.
- It's unnatural.
- I'd only do it if I knew that...
no one would find out or get hurt.
Like, I wish that there was a way
that I could do it...
and then I go back and tell myself not to.
Because I just want to know
what it feels like. That's all, really.
I'm so proud.
Finally, my husband, the hero.
- We can't do that.
- I know.
Did you call pest control?
Babe, they're birds. You don't want a bunch
of dead baby birds up there, do you?
- They don't sound like birds.
- She thinks there are rats in the attic.
But the idea had been spoken...
and the words wouldn't go back
after they had been uttered aloud.
So you are understanding this, right?
You don't have to sell me
on not doing this, okay?
- I don't think I told you...
- Even if you do stop yourself...
your double, from hitting Platts,
why would he, your double, get in the box?
And with no need for it,
no possible real-world application...
no advantage at all to be gained from it,
the idea stayed.
- How would you do it?
- I wouldn't.
- Just for fun.
- I still wouldn't.
- But what if there