choice.
Jackie Onassis would not have gone
so far with an anchor on her arm.
Every job has a perfect tool.
This lock does not accept Master Charge.
We will try the old reliable.
And when I say -
- "old reliable", I am lying,
because I never tried this before.
You may not want to watch this.
Be careful.
God, I hate heights.
- What are you doing? I am freezing!
- For God's sake, put something on!
Thank you.
Here you go.
I am averting my eyes, finally.
Look what you got me into, Grover.
- Do you want to come in?
- I... sort of already did.
You must be starving, so I made us
some cheese and vegetables -
- au naturel.
Would you like some wine
with your nose... cheese?
Wine would be fine.
- Do you have a straw?
- No, I do not. Why?
No particular reason.
Cheers.
Party trick...
Well, a nose by any other name.
"Would smell as sweet."
My name is C.D. Bales.
I am the fire chief. Call me Charlie.
I am Roxanne. Thank you for your help.
I know the lady who owns this house.
Dixie?
She gave me a good deal for the summer.
- Nice and cheap, I bet.
- Well, it is worth it.
This house has a great spot for that.
- I thought you would never ask.
- I did not.
What is it, the mummy?
It is a telescope, it is beautiful.
- You must know about M31.
- Yes.
I like it when they give
astronomical objects names.
Like Andromeda, Saturn and...
Sea of Tranquility.
This numbering thing is
too boring for us civilians.
Do you know how many objects
are up there?
I know it is over fifty.
I think they do well.
They have many things to name.
How about Moo-on, Gluon, Quark?
Do you know what a quark is?
I used to, I just forgot right now.
We do not know everything, do we?
Sit down and I will show you.
No one has ever seen a quark,
but we know they exist.
There are at least six different types:
Up, Down,
Strange, Charmed, Bottom and Top.
That is their flavour.
Top and Bottom Quarks
are most common.
Only an unusually exotic collision can
produce the Strange and the Charmed.
It is beautiful, is it not?
Yes. These are...
astronomical objects, then?
No, sub-nuclear particles.
I thought so.
- So, what are you looking for?
- I cannot tell you.
- Why is that?
- I cannot, it is a secret.
I have a few secrets,
some important ones, too.
Actually, I have one pretty impor...
I have one lousy one.
Actually,
I do not have any secrets at all.
It is just so depressing.
- Did you say your name was Roxanne?
- Yes.
It is unusual; it is pretty.
There is a name for a galaxy.
Sorry, I did not mean to wax rhapsodic.
I should go,
it is late and I have work to do.
Okay, but wish me luck.
- On what?
- Just wish me luck.
No, I do not believe in luck.
Wish for something to happen.
- I know what you mean. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
I am fine.
Roxanne.
It is a party town, maestro.
You will love it.
- Gafornasemano.
- What?
Were you playmate of the month,
June '85?
No.
That is funny, I thought I recognised
your inner diameter slope.
What is that?
The part of your leg
that curves into your inner thigh.
Works every time, maestro.
I call you maestro because
you are great with the chicks, right?
All right, men, let us go.
All right, are you ready?
What?
What is going on here?
Training.
I want it to say action with style.
Like a GQ fire fighter.
This is Chris, our new pro.
A real fire fighter.
Welcome, I am Mayor Deebs.
We did not expect you until Monday.
- I came early to get a good start.
- He is a maniac with the chicks, too.
This is Dean, Trent,
and my personal tailor, Sam.
I will show you your room.
- Cuffs or no cuffs?
- You better get off that hose.
Do you think I can get
the telescope up the stairs?
I will ask C.D.
to leave his encyclopedias.
- He reads encyclopedias?
- He is an encyclopedia.
- He is funny.
- Yes, he is great.
He is my god-brother.
These uniforms really work...
I can tell.
- What about your boyfriend?
- Richard.
- When is