really important, don't you?
Yeah, I think it's real important.
One hand of lowball for your drink.
What's lowball?
You try and get the worst hand.
A lowball for a highball.
You're a riot.
You could be a dealer in Vegas.
I know, 'cause I went to Tahoe
with a girlfriend of mine.
- We're moving there in three days.
- Yeah?
See, they like
young cocktail waitresses there...
and you can make big money.
I heard one girl got a $10,000 tip
from a gambler that got lucky.
- Ten grand?
- Ten grand.
That'd be nice.
Then when I'm older,
I'll probably move to Reno...
where they like
older cocktail waitresses.
Besides, it's only 60 miles away.
What do ya got?
I got a nine, a seven, a five,
a three and a deuce.
That's the worst hand I ever saw.
You win.
- Where you from?
- Albuquerque.
A-L-B-U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E.
It's an old bar bet.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Know where I really wanna go?
- Where?
- San Francisco.
- I've been there.
You've been there? Really?
What's it like?
It's great.
I'm really a 49ers fan.
Not so much the Giants, though.
And the redwoods,
oh, you should see 'em.
I just like to go there and just be.
I always take a meat sandwich
with me when I go.
I think it's so great
you've traveled.
- You're really interesting.
- I try to be.
I think when one person finds
another person interesting...
then they become interesting
to that person.
You see Roxanne, don't you?
Well, kind of, but not...
Yeah, I better quit talking to you.
She's kind of a friend of mine.
We can talk.
That's no problem.
Next, you're going to tell me
you've been to New York.
- I've been to New York.
- I was just kidding. You really have?
- Yeah.
- God.
My name's Chris.
I know.
I'm Sandy.
- It's good to meet you.
- Thanks.
There we go.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah. Here we go.
Yeah.
You love the little birdies so much,
you give them this to perch on.
All right.
- How're you doin'?
- Good. How are you?
Fine. See ya.
Bye, C.D.
Hey, hi! How you doin'?
Pretty good.
Hey, Chief!
Thanks for the help, ladies.
What's up?
Oh, fine. I mean, nothing.
Nothing is up.
Want anything to drink?
Yeah, but if I ask for another one,
give it to me.
Ralston, could you bring us
a bottle of wine, please?
Yeah.
All right.
What can you sit on, sleep on
and brush your teeth with?
- Huh?
- It's a riddle.
What can you sit on, sleep on
and brush your teeth with?
I don't know.
A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.
Your wine, right here.
- Chief.
- Thanks.
What's the point?
The point is that sometimes the answer
is so obvious that you don't see it.
It's as plain
as the nose on your face.
You should tell her.
Tell who what?
Tell Roxanne that you love her.
- Actually, I already told her.
- You did?
Last week.
I made love to her.
Well, great!
It wasn't actually me.
It was sort of me.
But I was the one who said
all the right things...
and I made her feel the right way.
It just wasn't the actual me...
who did the honors.
Well...
This is the deadest place
I've ever seen.
Dixie, have you been serving
that tripe quiche again?
How come you're not wearing your fur?
I thought you were off tonight.
Chris asked me to stand in for him.
He picked up Roxanne at 6:30.
I've got tell him about the letter!
I don't know what that was.
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Andy. How you doin'?
- What's with C. D?
- I don't know. He's acting strange.
Are you hungry?
- Why don't we order some food?
- I just had spaghetti.
- I want a cheeseburger.
- Cheeseburger, spaghetti...
Coming!
Just a sec.
I'll be right back.
God, I hate this.
- Chris, Chris.
- What are you doing here?
- No one there.
- She's coming. Get out, get out.
- What?
- There was no one there.
What is going on?
No. I'll get it.
All right. All right.
Probably kids.
- Oh, God.
- Damn kids nowadays.
You know why I came back early?
- There goes that doorbell again.
- There's no doorbell.
I heard it. You should answer it.
There it