computer.
They will weigh up who
they think will win supreme.
While fill the good comments of
our lustrous panel of sportswriters.
Champ!
- Yo, champ.
- Yo!
Man come check out this trash,
they're talkin' about you, man!
What are you talkin' about?
Come on man, come
check this out, hurry up!
Tonight, the former two-time
heavyweight champion from Philadelphia,
Rocky Balboa.
All right, Chuck Johnson, USA Today.
There's no question
that Rocky Balboa fought
the much tougher fights during
the much tougher era of boxing.
We look in Mason Dixon and his career,
he's basically been
spoon-fed to his opponents.
No question in my mind, no
matter what he does Rocky win,
but he wins knock-out!
Offspring!
Juan Fernandez, what do you think?
Dixon is a victim of his own dominance.
He's never been in real
knocked on drag on brows.
He's never had to
dig down to rally back.
What if he tries to dig
down against Balboa,
he's gonna find that he does
not have a big enough travel.
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
Come on, take it back!
Let's take it to Bert "rand up" Sugar.
Dixon has fought cream pot.
So we really don't know what he's
made of, but both in their primes,
you got a factor in here.
Dixon's unbelievable
speed and slashing offence,
he cuts Balboa, no doubt!
Dixon wins all the way.
Alright, here's where
our subjectivity ends.
Let's see what the computer
has to say. What's happening?
Dixon unloads on Balboa!
Rocky has no answer.
What time is it? Mason time!
What time is it? Mason time!
Now Dixon is standing...
He's almost out on his feet!
Balboa turning up the heat!
He's been on corner
this time. Believe it!
Oh, a murderous raider!
And Dixon is out on his feet...
...as he crumbles to the cannon.
And it's Balboa who...
Ladies and gentlemen:
"Baby Rocky, Baby Rocky"!
Yo, I'm glad you liked
the food, but heat that up
it's pretty good in the morning.
Yeah, thanks man.
Nice kid. I hope this music
ain't giving you a headache,
but I like this whole stuff.
No, I like it...it's nice.
Good.
Good.
Yo. You think...
...Steps wants a job, y'know
to make a few bucks on weekends.
It's good makin' your own jean.
I keep stash a few bucks during nine.
Why are you being so nice?
You know, I don't want you to
think nothing's off, you know.
My wife, she's gone...
...but she ain't, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I was't thinking that, believe me.
- No?
- No.
What were you thinking?
I think about you
don't know us nothing...
- What are you doing?
- Oh, be patient!
Now.
I don't know you nothing.
But why you gotta owe something...
...to get...
Bingo!
But why you gotta owe something
to get something. You know?
Really.
You know...I think hanging
out with your kid would be nice.
- What do you think?
- I think that'd be nice.
Good.
That's very nice.
I'm glad you come by.
Nice...
Nice watch you eat.
Good company.
Yo, lil Marie!
Let there be light!
- You like dogs?
- Dogs?
Dogs. This is like a dog pawn,
so they keep...
...a large rally of dogs.
I used to come here all the
time for sight seeing, but...
You know, you learn
a lot talkin' to dogs.
- Really, you do.
- Yeah?
Hey, man. How about this one?
Hey, he don't look
too friendly, my friend.
Oh, man this is the one.
Hey, how're you doing?
Hey, hey what about this one here?
- Come here, boy.
- Oh, him?
- Yeah, why not?
- Oh, hell no!
That's one ugly dog, man!
I know, but it's kind
of a cute dog, you know?
If you look at him closely,
the color, a kind of looks like
old furnish, like some kinda...
...pirate chest thing, goin' on here.
Yeah, sure man.
Hey, so how about the young one?
Yo, Steps. Get him.
Come over here. I want
you to see something.
Now you know what
this animal is doing here?
Lying in that position?
He ain't doing nothing.
No, he's doing lie, he
ain't wasting no energy.
Cause he's dead!
No, no he ain't dead!
There's a lot of good mileage
who was left