would call it "embarrassing."
You know, Chiun,
there are times when I really like you.
Of course. I am Chiun.
- Then there are times when I could kill you.
- Good!
We will practice that after dinner!
Major Fleming?
Colonel Gayber is expecting you.
Major Fleming, sir.
Hello, Major.
I have the documents you requested.
- Hi.
- Hi.
That's a nice uniform.
Great buttons.
Buttons?
Taxi! Taxi! Oh, hell.
You can never get one when you want one.
Taxi!
Let me do this.
Looks like you got your hands full.
Thanks very much for your help
but I think I'll walk.
- Got a problem, buddy?
- Get out of the way.
Am I keeping you from something?
If you're in a hurry,
all you got to do is say so.
People here in New York have manners.
They don't lean on their horns.
Jesus! Who's your dentist? Tiffany's?
Excuse me. What are you doing to that boy?
Unnecessary use of the horn, Officer.
I'll be unnecessary use of my nightstick
on your thick skull if you don't let him go.
Whatever happened to police courtesy
and that kind of stuff?
We save that bullshit for the
Upper East Side. I'll kick your white ass...
all up and down this street if you don't stop
kung-fuing that man's throat. Move it!
Yes, sir, ma'am. Anything you say.
You're just doing your duty.
I'm just a simple law-abiding citizen, Officer.
I said move it.
I don't like it, George. I don't like it at all.
Have you seen these photos Stone took?
We've got one phony-bird colonel
playing footsies...
with one little Miss Know-lt-All...
who's dodging tails
with one faceless wonder...
who's so anonymous
he doesn't have any record or fingerprints.
They're throwing some secret fraud-squad
at us and we're fishing in the dark.
Obviously, but before I can shut them down
I need to know who they are.
Shake some trees, see who falls out.
Shaken every tree I can find.
Came up empty.
Of course.
You haven't played hard ball,
like we did in Tennessee.
Let's give them a body. See who claims it.
Start with him.
Couldn't we skip this lesson
and move on a bit?
Say, to lesson number 36?
Silence! The Emperor Smith
is disgusted with your progress.
I've told you, he's not an Emperor.
Enough! You are using only a fraction...
of the power in your body and your brain.
Sinanju uses it all.
That is its sole secret...
its only strength.
You are here to conquer
your childish fear of heights.
When you have done so,
we shall meet below...
and start another exercise.
27, 28, 29, 30.
You got it, mister.
No problem.
- Falling off a log.
- I'll take mine now, Frankie.
What are you guys, crazy?
- You got no right up here, mister.
- Authorized personnel only.
- That's to prevent accidents.
- Suicide, that kind of thing.
Look, I'm coming down, all right?
You sure are. The short way.
End of the line, pal.
He's coming your way!
I got him.
Come on, get him now!
I rather enjoyed that.
Yeah. Eight and a half gainer
with a full twist.
Your people did a good job.
All right. Let's get out of here.
Okay, guys. It's Miller time.
I tried to grab him. He must have slipped.
Yeah, I saw that.
He's falling down.
- Terrible.
- It's a tragedy.
What the hell is going on?
Bastard!
He's behind you!
Get him.
Wait, man. I didn't do nothing.
You can't come over here!
- Look out, buddy.
- Who is he?
- No!
- Don't go in there!
That's new cement!
Mac, I could tell you what George Grove
had for lunch every day this month.
But I can't find out
a goddamn thing about HARP.
How do you suppose he managed
that little trick?
Good. I'm glad you're both here. 'Cause
we're gonna straighten something out.
I just spent the morning being chased
around the Statue of Liberty by goons.
What were you doing
on the Statue of Liberty?
Chasing pigeons. It's not the point.
They were trying to kill me.
Who?
A friend of the Tiffany tooth. That's who.
Will somebody tell me
what the hell's going on?
- lf he's onto Remo, he's onto us.
- Who's "he"?
Why don't