about?
We can drink
while we walk, don't you think?
- What would your mother buy?
- Pepsi.
- Maybe we should buy Chupa-Chups.
- Hey, stop that immediately!
OK, I'm kidding.
The same foryou?
Olya, don't be mad at him.
Actually, he is the kindest man.
I can see that. I'm not mad at all.
- Olya, he is good. Really.
- No doubt.
So why are you so shy then?
You don't say a word. Why?
- I need to get used to him.
- Get used faster or I'll send him home.
I don't want you to quarrel
with yourfriend because of me.
Me and Petya?
We are friends from the second form.
There is no such woman
because of who we could quarrel.
Maybe there is.
Just imagine she is somewhere,
in a toilet, picking her nose.
She is fat and ugly, stuttering.
How lovely!
Olga, do you love me? Just a bit.
- A bit?
- Yes.
Like this.
- Are we going to Moscow?
- Too much time before it happens.
- Come on, let's go.
- Petya is coming. Let's wait for him.
- Alive?
- Alive.
Where is my beer. Give me a spanner.
A spanner?
They've built the city on the swamp. Now
they wonder why there's so much water.
Next time let him go down there.
- Who, Pyotrthe First?
- What Pyotr? Philimonov.
Sorry.
- How old are you?
- 22.
- Why did you tell him and didn't tell me?
- You saw my passport.
I promised not to look at it.
And I didn't look.
This is the right approach.
Any woman would tell me anything.
They are afraid of me.
They feel that I see through them.
- Am I right?
- I think so.
And as foryou, Lyosha,
girls think you are dummy.
I don't care.
Olya, consider me as a dummy.
OK.
- Just like that.
- All right.
And you, Petya, will always be alone.
You'd be so old when you come to us.
Very ugly,
with hair out of your nose, ears.
With ugly glasses. One shoe would be
yellow, the other one - brown.
You'd always complain about your life,
grumble, eat a whole pot with soup,
which Olya cooked.
- She'd knit you a scarf.
- I can't knit.
You'll learn how to. And you'd try
to hang yourself with it and fail it.
The lamp would be broken
and yourfemoral neck too.
And we'd come
to visit you in the hospital,
so cheerful and healthy.
And we'd bring oranges and milk.
You'll be the first
who comes to me to watch football.
Am I right, Malakhova?
No. I think all your life
you'll be single, Petya.
And then you'll marry some bitch,
who will seize the flat, the car
and the country house.
And you'll cook pelmeni foryourself
while she is in a beauty parlour.
Do I look like an idiot?
Not at all. Ljust think that women
are much slyerthan you think.
I don't know why you
considerthem as stupid people.
I don't think so.
I think men are cleverer.
I agree.
Men are cleverer, wiser and slyer.
Look, maybe something will come of her.
- I told you that.
- What did you tell?
I'll examine her,
maybe I will even marry her.
I don't wanna be married.
- You don't?
- I don't.
And she doesn't want to marry.
You idiot! Are you crazy?
- Come on, let's run.
- Maybe he's yourfriend?
Let's go.
Who can do it faster?
Petya, are you with us?
I would never let a woman to outrun me.
Excuse me.
Come on, guys!
Olya, you are so crazy!
We'll leave you in the dust!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Come on, come on.
Excuse me.
Hello!
Daddy, you are a scum!
Why did you do that?
I'm gonna kill you.
You were about to ruin my story!
OK. I'm going.
All right. Agreed. Bye.
- So?
- What?
How do you find her?
I don't know.
She's got a very sly face.
Come on! Herface is so childish.
That's what I don't like.
Ulyana is enough foryou.
You see a bitch in every woman.
Once in a blue moon I met a normal
girl and you suspect her in everything.
I don't believe clever girls.
Women don't have much brains,
but they have much wisdom.
I'm trying foryou.
Because when you see someone
on the other side of the street
you start thinking
how you're gonna name the third child.
Olya, what took you so long?
I think that was a bad idea