made of? Crepe or silk?
It's a rose out of our garden.
My father cultivated it himself.
- Especially for you.
- It's not an artificial one.
- It's natural, isn't it?
- Absolutely natural.
Papa, it's just an ordinary rose.
Outrageous!
There could be still something
amusing here.
Charmante!
Your pronunciation is awful!
You should say "charma-a"!
- I hope the bird is not real?
- A real nightingale.
How dull.
Swinishness.
Well, have you been sent packing?
How dare you talk to me
like that, swineherd?
I'm not a swineherd any more.
They chucked you out, but I myself
sent those pigs to the devil.
I began seeing those pigtails
in my dreams.
I can't wait to get rid of
these filthy rags.
If you're so anxious,
take them off right now.
You mean here?
Yes. I'll even pay you for them.
What are we going to do today?
Let's play forfeits,
Your Highness.
Not saying "yes" or "no".
Not naming black or white.
Let papa play this game!
Then let's play visiting.
Have you forgotten that
I'm the king's daughter?
Would I ever go to visit you?
Or invite you to visit me?
Think of something else!
What do I pay you for?
Come on, invent something!
Who is that playing there?
That's our new swineherd.
I can play this music
with one finger on the piano.
- Like a swine with its hoof.
- A show-off.
Big deal.
One of you go and ask him
what he wants for his instrument.
Why does it take her so long
to speak to that dirty swineherd?
Your Highness,
his jug is so wonderful...
- How much does he ask for it?
- Don't ask me to repeat it...
What a boor!
How dare he?
So that's your highly-praised jug?
I didn't praise it,
it speaks for itself.
It smells of fried pork chops!
The smell's from the royal kitchen.
That means you'll have
pork chops for lunch.
I love pork chops!
How'd you find out?
It's the jug that told me.
You have only to ask it
what's being cooked,
and the smell will tell you.
Oh really?
You could be lying though.
Well, little jug, what will we...
You should pay for it first
before using it.
What are you asking for it?
Just ten kisses
from the Princess.
- He's completely crazy!
- The swineherd is crazy!
I won't take any less.
You can have ten kisses
from my ladies in waiting.
Either ten kisses from the Princess
or the jug stays with me.
How boring it is.
You must all stand around us
so that no one will see.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Now we'll be able
to poke our nose into everything!
But hold your tongue!
After all, I'm the king's daughter!
Now we might ask it
what Lord Chancellor
is having for lunch.
I suppose he's having
ink soup with quills.
I feel sick from all those
cooking odours.
And what will the shoemaker
have for hors d'oeuvres?
A boot pudding.
I've had enough of that music.
It's giving me a headache.
Nasty little jug.
What's that swineherd invented now?
We must buy that new instrument.
But I refuse to kiss him again.
How much is your instrument?
- A hundred.
- What?
Kisses from the Princess.
I'll give you ten, the rest you'll
get from my ladies in waiting.
I don't think I'd like that.
If I can do it,
then, of course, you can too!
- Don't forget that...
- You are paying us!
You dare to speak before
the king's daughter?
Either the Princess kisses me,
or it's no deal.
Stand around us!
One!
Two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight!
Nine, ten!
Eighty!
eighty-one...
Eighty-three,
eighty-four...
Ninety-seven,
ninety-eight, ninety-nine!
A hundred!
Swinishness! Out!
How unhappy I am!
I could have married
a handsome prince,
but now I'll have to marry
a filthy swineherd.
So you are a prince!
That's different then. Take me
to your kingdom right now!
No, I feel nothing
but scorn for you.
There's your chosen one.
What do I need her for?
I've become a prince myself.
Where are you going? Come back.
Unfortunate Prince.
Wait!
Come to your senses!
Riding straight into the claws