a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang.
Im probably just stating the very obvious.
Shut up, Penny. Shut up.
Oh, no. Its not obvious at all. If it was obvious,
everybody would be doing it every day.
See, by all accounts, it appears as though
I literally went right through a mountain.
But you could take that mountain
and pulverise it...
and sift through it like breadcrumbs
for the rest of your natural life...
and you would never ever find... this.
And yet this living organism came out
of that mountain in Texas with me.
Even though I was never
inside that mountain.
The presidents calling.
The president of what?
The president of the United States.
Oh. Here.
Later.
Is he still delirious?
I cant tell. Its real fuzzy. I patched him through to a payphone down the hall.
Do your thing.
Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
Why dont you hold onto it for a while?
Any time.
Do we have the first slide, please?
What about the Pentagon?
The possibility of war
in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary?
What?
It seemed like a strange connection
even back at the bus.
Mr President?
Some kind of interference.
Hello, Mr President?
Mr President? Mr President, hello?.
Hello, Mr President?.
Whats going on?
Maybe its a prankster, some computer whiz kid.
Not with Elephant Bravo.
Not with an alpha clearance.
Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr...
Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to
the presidents suite at Walter Reed Hospital.
Yeah, and make sure this is on the level.
Were busy people here.
Does the President call him a lot?
Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything!
Dont touch him!
Whats he writing?.
Conference room!
Conference room! Lets go!.
Launch thermopod.
There they are.
Dr Banzai..
Dont you see em?
What do you mean? Who?
Evil! Pure and simple from the
Eighth Dimension! Grab em!
Lectroids! Grab em!
Lectroids? Hes got a gun..
OK, wise guy!
Let those gun belts hit the floor!
Nobody follows or the Prof is history!
Wheres Buckaroo?
Get him..
Wheres the overthruster?
Get an ambulance..
Come on, will you just ignore them?
Isnt that...?
Hey, wait a minute! You cant ride that!
Its Buckaroo Banzai!
Hold it!
Freeze!
I had my eyes open all day long, Burt.
It may not be a total loss.
Im about ready to go home.
We might see something.
I hit it! It is wounded.
Whatd it look like to you?
Like a big black flying dinosaur.
Dinosaur? It was purple.
Thats what it looked like. It was black.
It was purple. Itll be dark before we even find it.
We get Professor Hikita
to cough up the crucial missing circuit
and then we finally get our butts off this rock!
Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
Well, what is it? What is it?
Black thermopod emergency beacon!
Here? On Earth?
Why? John Bigbootй, why?
Coordinates established.
Electromagnetic energy
back on route three.
The whole top of the trees squashed!
Do you think it up there?
Lets wait for the cops, Burt.
What for? Are you scared?
Theres gotta be something there.
Come on, Burt. Theres nothing up there.
Well, how do you know?
Here, hold this. Hold this!
Where you going? Where you going?!
Christmas shopping.
Whats that?
Its a stick. Whats it look like?
Gimme some light, will ya?
I got two guns in my hands.
Put one of them down.
I aint putting the guns down!
Its just a tree.
Then leave it alone!
Aagh! See, I told you!
I told you! Leave it alone!
Run! Run! Run!
Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it!
I cant! Its jammed! Its jammed!
Theres something.
Theres something coming out!
Where?
Out of the top.
Oh, my soul!
Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it.
Sorry.
Is he dead?
Yeah, I think so. But look
at his face. Its changing.
And his hair...
his hair is all disappeared.
Whats that smell? You smell electricity?
Hes crackling. Were standing in water.
What is he, Burt?
Is he radioactive?
How the hell do I know?
Do I look like a nuclear genius?
Hes probably from Mars.
Or Jupiter.
Jupiter? I hope hes alone.
Theres somethin over there.