Buckaroo, Ive done
a spectrographic analysis
on the specimen you pulled
off the jet car drive shaft.
Rawhide, what do you think?
I dont care if you walked
through a mountain in Texas.
This is New Jersey, and when you
play my joint, youre just another act.
I want some music out of you.
You want it, Artie? You got it.
Lets rock and roll!
Ladies and gentlemen, Arties Artery
is proud to present for a single night only,.
New Brunswicks own,
the one, the only, the amazing...
Buckaroo Banzai and
the Hong Kong Cavaliers!.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, is someone out there
not having a good time?
Is somebody...
is somebody crying...
out there in the darkness?
Somebody crying?
Over here. Im sorry.
Um, could we get... could we
get her a mike and a spotlight?
Tommy, could we run her a mike?
What, are you serious?
Yeah, run her over a mike.
Whats your name?
Who cares?
Right..
Well, I care. Whats your name?
Penny.
Did you say Peggy?
No. My names Penny. Penny Priddy.
That doesnt matter.
Its not important..
I just... I just sponged up
a little too much Vat 69, thats all.
Im down to my last nickel
in this lousy town,
and they wouldnt take
my luggage in hock.
I lost my room at the Y this morning.
But its cool.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now.
Dont be mean.
We dont have to be mean,
cos, remember...
no matter where you go...
there you are.
Im gonna sing this song for you, Peggy.
No, Penny! Who cares?
I dont have plans and schemes..
And I..
Dont have hopes and dreams..
I dont have anything..
This is weird.
Sure is.
Since I dont have you..
Yeah, I..
Whos the girl?
Dont have fond desires..
I dont have happy hours..
I dont have anything..
Get her outta here now! Lets go!
Let me go! Let me go, you freaks!
Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
Kill that spot. Kill it!
..festive briefing by the
Banzai Institute. Tomorrow...
Where you think youre going, Doc? The moon?
No, no. Planet Ten.
Planet Ten. Why, pray tell?
Operator?
Doc, put down the phone.
Operator? I wanna make a call
to a Mr John Bigbooty
at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
over in Grovers Mill.
And you tell him that
its John Whorfin calling.
Thats WHORFIN.
You got that, honey?
John. JOHN.
This better be collect, Doc.
Bigbooty? Of course its me, you fool!
Who do you think?
The time has come, Bigbooty.
Prepare for my return.
Well, havent you heard?
Dont you watch TV?
Banzai and Hikita have done it.
They have opened the window!
Si. Si. So meet me at the factory..
And get their overthruster.
And Hikita, too.
Sure. Alive.
No, no, dont worry about me.
lll get my own ride.
Evil will not prevail. That was...
Arrivederci, Jersey..
Goodbye, goodbye to her..
Its the spittin image.
Doesnt look anything like her..
Pictures dont lie.
Hell they dont. Met my first wife that way.
Its Peggy to these eyes. Its the
same nose. Its the same hair.
Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too
or else he wouldnt be ready
to make a fool of himself.
Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo.
Thought youd wanna be notified.
Remember that old Italian pal
of the professors?
Emilio Lizardo.
Yeah.
Last night he kills a guard, breaks out of
Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane.
Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati
Bora. Totalled it a block away.
Holy moly.
Maserati Bora.
Mmhm. That aint all.
Hes vanished. Thin air.
Dr Lizardo. Wasnt he on TV once?
Youre thinking of Mr Wizard.
This guy is a
top scientist, dummkopf.
So was Mr Wizard.
Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic, Perfect Tommy.
A vicious psychopath.
Just as soon kill you as go fishin.
Buckaroo, look at this.
Grosslyabnormal highaltitude
electrostatic disturbance
moving down over Connecticut.
From the jet car, do you think?
No, not from the jet car.
Check with NORAD Command.
It could be aboveground atomic testing
in China. Maybe sunspot activity.
Man, thats strange.
Scientists at Strategious Space Command have detected.
a mysterious radioactive cloudlike