those garbage cans.
Call me overly cautious, but don't
you think that's a bit suspicious?
The three of us going through
their garbage at 11:00 at night
Affirmative.
That garbage is going nowhere.
I say we wait 'til first light.
Scope me.
I'm outta here.
Rain delay.
Bummer.
Ray, what was that you were saying the
other day about half-cocked theories?
Ray... sleep tight.
No way Wednesday night.
I'm in a league.
This seminar could change your life,
Vic. The man is a great healer.
And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night
we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.
You should expose yourself
to this guy, Vic.
He understands paraphysical forces...
the healing capabilities of crystals
and the laying on of hands.
You wanna try laying on some hands?
Wait! Hold it, garbies!
Garbies!
Garbagemen! Hold on a minute!
Wait a sec!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hold it! What are you doin'?
- I'm emptying garbage.
- Are you outta your mind?
Give me that!
- Hey, cut that out!
- There's nothing here.
Not a finger, not a nose,
nothing!
- Give me that.
- Here you go.
- What are you doin'?
- You asked me to help.
Who you calling?
I'm calling the Delvaneys
and having them open the cottage.
No, Carol.
I don't want to go to the cottage.
Fine. Then Dave and I will go
and you can stay here and spy.
Oh, all right. Okay.
- What? What? Are you sulking now?
- No, go up to the cottage!
Take Dave and go to the cottage.
Leave me to pad around the house.
"Pad around the house"? All you do
is pal around the neighbourhood...
- That's my vacation.
- With those two chuckleheads.
- I am very, very worried about you.
- Why?
- You're acting like...
- What am I acting like, Carol?
- Like a guy who's on vacation!
- Like this!
- This is not someone on vacation!
- See? I sleep late!
- Get a tan then!
- In my pyjamas?
- Fix the barbecue! I don't know!
- Look, look!
You go to the cottage and get a tan!
Take David with you!
I don't care! I'll eat takeout!
I'll do the laundry myself!
I'll vacuum the house!
It'll be spotless!
Art's throwing garbage
all over the street.
Your mom and I are having
a conversation! If you... What?
Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?
Hey, it's gotta be in here somewhere.
The Supreme Court ruled
that a person's garbage...
- is public domain
the minute it hits the kerb.
Did you guys pick up
a Hefty bag out of that yard...
that was bulky
and probably a little moist?
- What is wrong with these people?
- He has a right to know, Vic.
Don't start up with me. Hey, could you
help me get this guy out of here?
Hey, Art.
What's happening?
No! Ray!
Ray, come back here!
Just one... I'll be...
Yeah.
My taxes pay your salary!
I don't want to hear
any of your bullshit either!
The question here is garbage
and who picks up this mess.
"Who picks up this mess"?
You're gonna pick up the mess
because you are a garbageman.
I pick up garbage in cans,
not from the street!
Ray, there's nothing in here.
We practically checked
this whole truck.
- The F.B.I.?
- No, the Klopeks.
Oh, no. Naughty little puppy.
Uncle Markie gets very upset
when you're on his lawn.
Wait a minute.
You're all dirty, and you're shaking.
I wonder if Walter
knows you're outside.
- In the rain?
- Yeah, it was raining.
- There were how many of them?
- Well, uh, three.
And what were they doing?
- They were diggin'.
- Digging! Like grave diggers!
- I told you! They're ghouls!
- No, I didn't say that.
They could have been digging
for anything.
They could have been digging
for night crawlers.
- Night crawlers?
- They're fishermen. They need bait.
- Wake up and smell the coffee!
- Shh.
The kid spotted us last night.
When we were sleeping, he got up.
He went to the garbage can,
he took the body and then he...
He buried him in the backyard.
- Let's get outta here.
- I like this.
I hate cul-de-sacs. There's only
one