Maybe the guy's upstairs
in a bathtub or something...
cracked his head open,
there's blood everywhere...
Just don't touch anything
up there, all right?
Yes, sir, Mr Peterson.
Let's see if we can find
some dog food.
I don't like this. I don't like
snooping around a neighbour's house.
You mean a dead guy's house?
You wanna take that
out of your pocket?
- You wanna not steal that
from Walter's house?
- Hey, what's the difference?
All this junk is gonna end up
in a flea market sooner or later.
[Ray] He might have left in a hurry
and forgot about the dog.
Okay, stay right here,
and we'll find your dish.
- Old people space out sometimes.
- [Screams]
Bull's-eye!
- [Screaming]
- What, what, what?
A dead rat!
There!
[Chuckling]
Honey, that's not a rat.
That's Walter's toupee.
Beautiful place to keep a toupee:
On the stove.
- [Sighs]
- I'm starving.
One thing about these old guys:
They don't ever leave the house
without their hair.
- [Sighs]
- No, sir.
Walter left this house
in a big hurry.
Hey, you guys, look!
These cookies are...
- [Ray] That's great! Everybody out!
- Great, Ricky.
I think we've broken
enough laws for one day.
- Hey, sorry, but we have not looked...
- Let's just get outta here.
It's not against the law
to break cookies.
I can't believe you people
talked me into this.
Why don't we just get out
of our neighbour's house?
- [Panting]
- "Walter, your dog is at my house.
Your window is broken
because we all thought that..."
[Muttering]
"Walter... I have your dog.
Ray."
[Yipping]
- [Crow Cawing]
- [Yipping Continues]
- Mr Klopek!
- [Yipping Continues]
Mr Klopek, hi.
Ray Peterson.
- [Queenie Continues Yipping]
- Listen, I was w...
[Cawing Continues]
[Other Dogs Begin Barking]
What is this doggy-gram? This just
came for you. It might be important.
Come here. Save some for your friend.
Right there. Go on.
- Honey, have you seen your father?
- I think he's in the basement with Art.
He's playing canasta or something.
Honey?
Ray!
Art, you had a dream you were gonna win
the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.
[Art] I can't believe
you're still bringing that up.
You had a dream a plane
was gonna crash,
so you took the bus to Las Vegas.
If I had been on the plane,
it would have crashed.
This wasn't a dream.
This was a vision.
These people are Satanists.
They are Satanists.
This is all gibberish.
Look, the world is full
of these kind of things. Look at this.
Black masses, mutilations.
Mutilations!
The incubus, the succubus. I'm telling
you, Walter was a human sacrifice.
[Sighs]
I should have gone to the lake.
[Chuckling]
I should have listened to Carol.
Listen to your wife? Who listens
to their wife? You gotta listen to me.
We gotta go down
to the religious supply store.
We gotta get ourselves
a couple of gallons of holy water.
My cousin is a priest.
He can get us a deal.
- Then we gotta go to the market.
- I don't want to hear this.
- We gotta get big strings of garlic.
- I'm not gonna listen.
- We gotta get some fresh lamb's blood.
- I'm not going to hear this.
Ray, do you want 'em
to take your family, kidnap 'em...
tear their livers out
and make some satanic pate?
[Chanting] I'm not going to hear this.
I'm not going to listen.
- Ray, you're chanting. Ray.
- [Continues Chanting]
Ray, look. Ray.
Unconscious chanting. You're chanting.
- [Continues Chanting]
- [Chanting] I want to kill everyone.
[Chanting] Satan is good.
Satan is our pal.
Ray, Ray, you're chanting.
Hey.
Once they get in here,
it's over, pal.
[Carol]
Satanists, huh?
Ritual killers?
Nice.
Very, very nice.
So let me get this straight.
The Klopeks are offering up Walter
as a human sacrifice to Beelzebub?
That's one of the theories.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Great, great.
So this is your relaxing
week at home, huh?
I wouldn't