the show's started. Check it out. You see the guy with the curly hair? That's Mr Peterson. He's this sceptic. He's basically grounded in reality... and he doesn't want to believe his neighbours are up to something strange. 'Cause if they were, he'd have to deal with it. Okay, now see the fat guy? That's Mr Weingartner. He thinks the Klopeks are really evil... and that they're building a dungeon in their basement. He and Mr Rumsfield decided to do a little snooping tonight. This should be good. Shh, shh, shh. - What is this? - It's an infrared scope. Snipers use it for night vision. What are we gonna do with it? Get a look in those barred-up basement windows. Come here. I've been thinking about it. I don't think we should go through with this. Are you a 'fraidy cat? No, I just think things have gone off the deep end. Infrared night vision scopes? What are we gonna do next, tap their phone? That can be arranged. Then all we have to do is burn a cross on their front lawn. Shh. - Quiet. - You hear that? I thought that was just me. - It's a low-frequency hum or something. - It's getting louder. Listen. Is that a transformer or something? The goddam power company. But I can't... Where is it coming from? I know where it's coming from. Wow. What the hell was that? Brownout. Smells like they're cooking a goddam cat over there. - I'm gonna go find out what exactly... - Get down, get down! No headlights. I can see the news report now: "They were a quiet family. Kept pretty much to themselves. No one would have ever suspected them of foul play." I've never seen anybody drive their garbage to the street... and then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that. I say we get a look in those garbage cans. Call me overly cautious, but don't you think that's a bit suspicious? The three of us going through their garbage at 11:00 at night in the middle of a rainstorm? Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere. I say we wait 'til first light. Scope me. I'm outta here. Rain delay. Bummer. Ray, what was that you were saying the other day about half-cocked theories? Ray... sleep tight. No way Wednesday night. I'm in a league. This seminar could change your life, Vic. The man is a great healer. And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night we're taking on Roselli Plumbing. You should expose yourself to this guy, Vic. He understands paraphysical forces... the healing capabilities of crystals and the laying on of hands. You wanna try laying on some hands? Wait! Hold it, garbies! Garbies! Garbagemen! Hold on a minute! Wait a sec! Wait! Wait! Wait! Hold it! What are you doin'? - I'm emptying garbage. - Are you outta your mind? Give me that! - Hey, cut that out! - There's nothing here. Not a finger, not a nose, nothing! - Give me that. - Here you go. - What are you doin'? - You asked me to help. Who you calling? I'm calling the Delvaneys and having them open the cottage. No, Carol. I don't want to go to the cottage. Fine. Then Dave and I will go and you can stay here and spy. Oh, all right. Okay. - What? What? Are you sulking now? - No, go up to the cottage! Take Dave and go to the cottage. Leave me to pad around the house. "Pad around the house"? All you do is pal around the neighbourhood... - That's my vacation. - With those two chuckleheads. - I am very, very worried about you. - Why? - You're acting like... - What am I acting like, Carol? - Like a guy who's on vacation! - Like this! - This is not someone on vacation! - See? I sleep late! - Get a tan then! - In my pyjamas? - Fix the barbecue! I don't know! - Look, look! You go to the cottage and get a tan! Take David with you! I don't care! I'll eat takeout! I'll do the laundry myself! I'll vacuum the house! It'll be spotless! Art's throwing garbage all over the street. Your mom and I are having a conversation! If you... What? Get out of the
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