too sharp. The guy's 40 years old, he's wearing a paper hat and making cherry Cokes. It's a cinch he's not running for governor, right? Anyway, it got hot that summer. It got real hot. It was sweltering. That heat where your underwear sweats and it crawls up the... Anyway, it's hot, okay? And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm... and they figure it's comin' from Skip's place. No one wants to say anything. Do you knock on the guy's door, "Hi, your house stinks"? So people are trying to ignore it, right? They're trying to pretend it isn't happening. You know those pine things? They're trying to cover up with those pine things that you can put in cars. People are hanging those on their porches. [Laughing] - Oh, you think that's funny, Ricky? - Well, yeah. Let me tell you what happened next. The state health inspector shows up. They talk to Skip. He says he's got a sump pump problem. They leave. The guy's got a sewer problem. He says he'll look after it. Everything's okay, right? Wrong. A couple hours later... there's smoke pouring out of the windows of Skip's house. - The firemen go in. Know what they find? - What? Skip's family, dead. Murdered... by Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick. Yeah, the guy killed his whole family... - [Gulps] - With an ice pick. Yeah. Yeah, just put 'em in the cool basement... covered 'em up with a sheet and went back to makin' treats for the townsfolk. Only Skip didn't count on there being a big heat wave that summer. You know what all those people were smelling on Elm, Ricky? What? Skip's family's bodies... - decomposing in the summer heat. - [Whistles] Apparently, one day Skip made Just one-too-many lemon phosphates. [Snaps Fingers] El snappo. I remember that. I remember hearing about that when I was a kid. They-They tore down the soda fountain that fall. These towns are full of those stories. They're happening right under your nose. You know, speaking of noses... ever since this family has moved to this block... I've been noticing a weird kind of odour. Kind of like death. - [Shouts] - [Screams] - [Both Laughing] - Jump a little higher, Spud Webb. - Oh, slam dunk! - Sorry, Mr Peterson. It was a mistake. - Well, it wasn't a mistake. - Don't apologize. - I'm goin' home. - Oh, come on. - Don't be a weenie. It was a joke! - I'm sorry, Mr Peterson. I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television. [Alex Trebek] The answer is: - What is Lincoln's birthday. - [Trebek] Addley? - [Addley] What is Memorial Day? - Memorial Day is it. Select. They combined Lincoln's birthday with Washington's. It's one weekend now. - It's always flip-flopping. - It's one weekend now. "Remain calm, float with arms stretched out at right angles to the body..." That's what you used to say to me in college, right? - [Girl] What about your parents? - They're not home 'til Thursday. [Laughs] Gail, I swear to God, this is better than anything on television. - Why can't we go to a movie? - "A movie"? That's not real. It's the same as television. Trust me. This is real. This is my neighbourhood. [Ricky] Here he comes, right on schedule. [Chuckling] God, I love this street. Ray. - What? - Who was Mussolini? - [Art Tapping] - "How sweet it is" was, uh... - [Trebek] Right again. - Business and Industry for 200. [Trebek] In the McDonald's corporate think tank, executives... - Art, we're watching the show. - What does he want? I don't know. But I'll be back in time for Final Jeopardy. [Contestant] Nebraskans for 1,000, please. [Ricky] Okay, the show's started. Check it out. You see the guy with the curly hair? That's Mr Peterson. He's this sceptic. He's basically grounded in reality... and he doesn
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