guys have more money
than the government.
So you cut a deal with
a scumbag like Vivaldi.
Vivaldi made up with Torelli, but it
was a phoney. He will destroy him.
In exchange for leaving him alone,
he gives me a profit percentage.
I will be rich, Jack.
You will be dead, but...
Freeze!
Toss me the cuffs.
You idiot. You made the classic
movie mistake. Do not explain so much.
You had to get in a last few words.
Had you fired, you would have won.
But you are the typical villain.
Dumb.
You are no genius yourself, kid.
- The Fart goes off in 7 minutes.
- Get my car.
Move it.
I would love to stay and watch,
but I have to establish my alibi.
Arrivederci.
Did you want to save the day?
- You are not doing anything.
- I would steal your thunder.
No, you stay here and make sure
everything goes as planned.
You have had Slater in front of the
8-ball before, but you screwed it up.
That is "behind" the 8-ball.
You moron.
Somebody once told me I talk
too much. No more words.
- Whiskers! Where have you been?
- Sorry, Jack. Fur ball problem.
Seal off the area. There will be
a chemical explosion in 5 minutes.
- Thanks, Whiskers. I owe you one.
- Forget it. You have often saved me.
Do you see the hook of that crane?
Get it up on the roof in 2 minutes.
How do I do that?
Help me move that crane!
I have to get it to the roof!
Wait!
You have to work this thing!
I cannot even drive.
Pardon me.
He was a good man.
A flatulent man.
Do you hear this?
Help me! Get me out of here!
My God! This man is not dead!
Get out of the way!
This man needs a doctor!
- This man needs a doctor!
- I am a doctor.
Are you a doctor?
Check his chin.
The doctor has fainted.
Can somebody help this man?
I will take the corpse...
The patient... Look, an elephant!
Do not shoot! He will drop Leo!
Do not shoot!
Oh, shit!
That is a no-fly zone, fellow.
Danny! He is ticking!
Move the crane as fast as you can!
Danny, stop the crane now!
Drop! Go, go, go!
Drop, you gas bag!
Everybody out of here!
Silent but deadly.
- Bring the car around.
- The helicopter landed on it.
I hate when that happens.
Tar actually sticks
to some people.
Hey, Dad!
I thought you could use some clothes.
Thank you, honey.
- Is this not a little convenient?
- You always said this was a movie.
So how did it go?
How did it go?
I am dying out here.
I want to know how it went.
How did it went?
Splendid.
What?
It went splendidly.
I cannot hear you.
I do not want to miss a thing.
Benedict, get your stuff.
Was it beautiful?
Perfect in every detail.
Were the gas tanks okay?
Like clockwork.
You should have been there.
Men, women and children
dropping left and right.
Wait, I want to enjoy it all.
Come on, tell me.
They were writhing and screaming
and leaping to their doom to escape.
- Really?
- No, I am lying.
It was a complete balls-up, and my
day has been terrible thanks to you.
What is this? You were my friend
and now you turn a 360 on me.
180, you stupid
spaghetti-slurping cretin.
If I did a 360, I would end up
back where I started!
Trust me.
If that turd Daniel Madigan can move
through parallel worlds, so can I.
In, steal whatever I want,
and out again. Impossible to catch.
If God was a villain -
- he would be me.
- You want me to vacuum now?
- No. But the pool needs attention.
Very good.
Do not move.
- All right, I will go quietly.
- The hell you will.
That was for blowing up
my cousin Frank's house.
And this is for blowing up
my ex-wife's house.
But this is for
my daughter's black eye!
Usually when I do that,
it leaves a hole.
The ticket.
Jack, he has got the ticket!
It is the key to everything.
It is magic. See?
He has gone over to my world.
The door must still be open. Come on!
I am not worried
that you are crazy anymore.
I am worried that you are right.
But if I go, how do I get back?
You cannot go through life
nit-picking