story, or what?
Only in America.
Only in Hollywood, I would say.
Talking about Hollywood...
...at Planet Hollywood, we have
this incredible memorabilia.
- It's absolutely fabulous...
- We've got to get going.
You embarrass me, you low-forehead.
It's humiliating.
- How could you?
- It was a good opportunity...
Chris, check this out.
Look, it's the Ripper from Jack Slater III.
Scary.
Let's "axe" him a question, okay?
See if we can get him over here.
A method villain. Rip, come here.
What brings you here tonight?
- I thought I might kill someone.
- You should start with your designer.
Nobody wants to miss out.
The limos just keep coming.
The stars are shining
in Times Square.
Excuse me, sir.
Could I see your invitation?
Pete, it's okay. He's with me.
I'm his agent.
Tom. Jesus Christ, Tom, come here.
Oh, my goodness, it's Tom Noonan...
...the actor who played the Ripper...
Who plays the Rip...
What?
Are you nuts? You want to play
axe killers the rest of your life?
- I need the manager's office.
- I'm sorry, sir...
Here's 50 bucks.
How sorry are you now?
What do you think Jack Slater
says about America?
I don't really want to hear it.
I'm not really a big fan of Arnold's.
She is, you know.
Arnold really turns her on, and I just
wanna be there when it happens.
Good, you got the props too.
That's terrific.
Why don't you whip a hibachi out?
We'll make shish kebabs for the critics.
You're lucky I have a friend
who rents tuxedos.
Hello. Yeah.
I know it's late. Tell him it's me.
Did Nicholson show up to the premiere
of Batman dressed as the Joker? No.
Hi, Murray, get me
your brother-in-law, will you?
Yes, it's important. It fits nice.
Moving the buttons was a good idea.
Just get him.
Hey, Marv. Yeah, I need a tux...
- What the hell was that?
- Hey! Watch it!
You're a big action guy.
What do you think about this?
I will never miss the premiere
for a second.
Where am I sitting?
Where? Where am I sitting?
There's two balconies.
I believe you're in the upper...
Lower balcony.
- You stay here. And be careful.
- I know.
Somebody should be checking
that other balcony. Definitely!
Here's Arnold. Arnold, look.
Deal's done, right?
- What?
- Slater V, the soundtrack.
I'll be a son of a...
Jack!
Jack! It's the Ripper!
He's brought back the Ripper!
Jack, Benedict brought back
the Ripper!
Everybody down! Now!
Get off me!
Ass!
Get the hell off me.
The studio should let me know
when they're planning a stunt.
You know, you're the best
celebrity look-alike I've ever seen.
- Why not?
- What's he doing?
If you get to Los Angeles,
call my office.
- We can get you mall openings...
- Look, I don't really like you, all right?
- You've brought me nothing but pain.
- Jack, help!
Did anyone come out of here?
Did you see anyone come out here?
Did you see a crazy guy
with an axe coming out of here?
- No.
- Oh, my God.
Hey, Jack. What kept you?
Are you all right, Danny?
Yes. Yes, sir.
You know, I tried to change, Jack.
I really tried to do
what he told me to do...
...but I kept hearing that old music.
That's how I knew
you'd come here, Jack.
Now lose the piece.
There.
It's now between you and me,
so let the boy go.
We've played this number before.
Haven't we, Jack?
Let's see, what comes next?
You throw the gun away, right?
We did that part, and...
And then you tell me
to let the kid go and...
I'm getting bored.
Why don't we just skip to the end?
Come on, Jack! Come on.
Over here. Right here, Jack.
Come on! Come here!
Let's do it, man.
Come here, Jack. Come on, Jack.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Let's do it, Jack. Come on, Jack!
I'll be back!
The hell you will.
Jack!
- Danny?
- Jack, please!
Danny!
Danny! I'll be right there.
I'm coming! Hang on!
Just hang on now!
- Jack, help!
- Hold on, Danny! I'll be right there.
I'm coming.
Jack, hurry!
Hold on, Danny, and don't look down!
Oh, God, please don't let him die.
Now,