here and eat some eggs.
Mom, I have to help.
I'm the only witness...
...like the kid in the movie
with Harrison Ford.
There is no comparison.
- We're not Jewish.
- Amish.
Whatever-ish!
Irene, don't worry.
It won't be that hard.
There are 8 million in this city.
I'm very good at catching people.
Yeah! And the future of the world
may be at stake. And maybe...
Could you turn this up, please?
What's that?
- Mozart.
- The guy Practice killed?
That's right, Jack.
You like classical music?
I don't know.
I think I will.
Wow.
Did you tell my mom
who you really were?
- Yeah, a cop from L.A.
- I mean, really?
Well, real enough...
...for right now.
So you think for sure
you're gonna catch him?
I always catch everybody.
And you're gonna spot him
from up here?
Hey, give me a break. It's the first time
I've been to anyplace real.
Now, this ticket of yours...
...it worked in one movie.
Does that mean Benedict
could use it again?
You mean on other movies?
Why would he want to do that?
I don't know.
But it's a start.
The possibilities are limitless.
But I realized after the car crash...
...that the ultimate freedom
would always elude me...
...until Jack Slater was,
and forgive the pun...
...taken out of the picture.
And I thought perhaps
you might like to...
...be inclined to help.
Look, I understand that all this
must be strange and difficult for you...
...but if you do this right,
the world is your oyster.
Trust me.
You can have complete freedom
to do whatever you want...
...beyond even your wildest dreams.
And you'll never have to
go back to this film again.
I know you've never heard
of this man, but his actual name...
...believe it or not,
is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jack, there's gotta be
1000 theaters in this city...
...and we've been looking
for five hours.
- We are that close in catching him.
- We're that close to catching pneumonia.
- In my world, they leave clues.
- We're not in your world!
- Or they show up and then kidnap me.
- That doesn't happen here, Jack.
Because this world stinks!
The world is what you make of it.
Now if you want to give up
and go home, then go ahead.
You believed in me in the movies.
Why not now?
Because here, you're just...
Just what?
Jack.
Jack, there he is!
Jack!
Hey, are you nuts?
- Damn it!
- You crazy asshole!
Jack, he's just a cabby!
You've seen movies where they say,
"Make my day." Listen to this one:
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
You didn't know I'm gonna say that,
did you?
- Where did he go? Talk!
- How would I know?
The guy was in the back
reading the paper.
You were right, Jack.
He has been going to the movies.
Kid, that ain't the half of it.
I'm Army Archerd,
and we are live from New York.
We're moments away from the premiere
of Schwarzenegger's Jack Slater IV.
Here's the man they've come to see.
There's no mistaking that car.
Here they are, Arnold Schwarzenegger
and his lovely wife, Maria Shriver.
- So good to see you.
- Are you a fan of Jack Slater?
I've enjoyed...
He was just beautiful...
The National Enquirer.
Don't talk to them, okay?
Look, TIME magazine.
That's great.
Hi. How are you?
Hello.
Don't plug the restaurants. I hate it when
you plug the restaurants or the gyms.
It's so tacky.
- Why was he going to the movies?
- Maybe to get help.
Benedict can do anything
with the ticket, but we know him.
- He's got to take us out.
- He can't get to you.
Suppose he doesn't have to get to me.
Suppose he just has to get to him.
Benedict is gonna kill Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger, who's Slater.
Bingo.
We kill less people in this movie.
In this movie we only kill 48 people,
compared to 119 in the last one.
I want the action fans to understand
that we make up for it with a good story.
Lot of emotions, depth, dimensions...
Thousands are in attendance and
millions more listening worldwide.
I'm going to direct it, produce it
and star in it.
Is this guy a success