Did you hear that, Benedict?
Family.
Go pay your respects.
- Stay in the car.
- No way. I'm coming with you.
Kid, let's say this is a movie.
How many times has someone said,
"Stay in the car," and the guy doesn't?
What happens?
- He saves the day.
- Or gets killed.
Good point. I'll stay in the car.
Wait a minute! What if "stay in the car"
is what gets me killed?
There's a gun in the glove compartment.
- Practice!
- Makes perfect.
- You decided to join me, huh?
- The Fart is a bomb.
They're gonna take out
the Torelli mob.
That explains the break-in
at the mortuary. That's brilliant.
We'll use the service entrance in back.
Who are you working for, John?
- What do you mean?
- We both know there's no side entrance.
Sorry, Jack.
I didn't want it to go down this way.
Danny told me not to trust you.
He said you killed Moe Zart.
- Moe who?
- Zart.
I kill a lot of people.
I can't remember half of them.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
In a body bag,
if you don't drop that.
That's doubtful, kid...
...real doubtful.
Thanks for the fingerprints, kid.
You're about to murder Jack Slater.
Here.
Chain yourself to that pipe.
These drug guys, they got more money
than the U.S. government.
So you cut a deal to release
a Sicilian scumbag like Vivaldi.
Right you are.
You see, Vivaldi made up with Torelli,
but it was a phony.
He's gonna destroy him.
So in exchange for letting him alone,
he gives me a profit percentage.
I'll be rich, Jack.
- You'll be dead, but...
- Freeze!
Toss me the cuffs.
Man, are you an idiot. You made
the classic movie mistake.
Don't explain so much. You had
to get in those last few words.
I mean, if you had just fired,
you would have won.
But, no, you're the typical villain:
dumb.
You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
- The Fart goes off in seven minutes.
- Get my car.
Move it.
Well, I'd love to stay
and watch the fun...
...but I have to go
and establish my alibi.
- Is this the day you were gonna save?
- I don't see you doing anything.
I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.
Oh, no, no, no.
You stay here and make sure
everything goes on as planned.
You had Slater in front
of the eight ball before...
...but you always screwed it up.
All right. Let's go.
It's "behind the eight ball,"
you moron.
Somebody once told me
I talk too much.
No more words.
Whiskers! Where the hell
have you been?
Sorry, Jack. Fur-ball problem.
Seal off the area.
There's a possible chemical explosion
in five minutes.
Thanks, Whiskers.
I owe you one.
Forget it. You saved my fur
plenty of times.
You see the hook of that crane?
I want it on top of the roof
in two minutes. Go!
Wait. How do I get them to do that?
You gotta help me move that crane!
You gotta help me!
- I gotta get that crane to the roof.
- Shit!
Hey, wait a minute!
You gotta work this thing!
I don't even know how to drive.
- Pardon me. Excuse me.
- Hey!
Pardon me.
He was a good man...
...a flatulent man.
Do you hear this?
Help me. Get me out of here.
My God!
This man's not dead!
Get out of the way!
This man needs a doctor!
Out of my way!
This man needs a doctor!
I'm a doctor.
- You're a doctor?
- Yes.
Check his chin.
The doctor has fainted.
Can somebody help this man?
I'll take the corpse...
I mean, the patient.
Look, an elephant.
Hold it! Don't shoot!
He'll drop Leo!
Don't shoot!
Oh, shit!
It's a no-fly zone, fella.
Shit!
Danny! He's ticking!
Move the crane as fast as you can!
Danny! Stop the crane now!
Stop it!
Drop! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Damn you!
Gasbag, drop! Damn you!
Drop!
Drop! Gasbag, drop!
Get out of here!
Everybody out!
Silent but deadly.
Bring the car around.
I can't. The helicopter
landed on it.
I hate when that happens.
You know, tar actually sticks
to some people.
Hey, Dad! I heard you were here.
- I thought you could use some clothes.
- Thanks, honey.
Wait a minute. No one finds this
a little convenient?
Hey, kid, you always said