me.
I am sorry to bother you.
Would you help me test a theory?
- Sure. What can I do for you?
- Well...
Hello? I have just shot somebody.
I did it on purpose.
I said, I have murdered a man
and I want to confess.
Shut up down there!
You look uncannily like him,
only you are much more intelligent.
Good morning, good afternoon.
What kind of eggs do you want?
Scrambled.
Have you guys been up all night?
Why did you not tell me
Jack was a cop -
- and that you spent the night
looking at mug shots?
Why did you not tell me
you had no friends?
And why do you go to the movies at
night and make your mother worried?
- You have turned him into a wimp.
- I think not. Toast?
No thanks.
Jack, are you okay?
We talked. I have never just talked
to a woman before. It is neat.
Neat?
Wimp. Next they will be
talking about sex.
Me and Jack are going out.
I am helping him on a case.
Oh, no. Your licence to kill has expired.
Come and eat some eggs.
I have to help. I am the only witness.
Like in that Harrison Ford movie.
There is no comparison.
- We are not Jewish.
- Amish.
Irene, do not worry.
There are 8 million in the city
and I am good at catching people.
And the future of the world
may be at stake...
Can you turn this up?
- What is that?
- Mozart.
- The guy Practice killed?
- That is right, Jack.
Do you like classical music?
I do not know. I think I will.
- Did you say who you really were?
- Yes. A cop from L.A.
- I mean really.
- Real enough. For now.
- Are you going to catch him?
- I always catch everybody.
By spotting him from up here?
Give me a break. It is the first
time I have been anyplace real.
This ticket, it worked in one movie.
Could Benedict use it again?
On other movies?
Why would he do that?
I do not know.
But it is a start.
The possibilities are limitless.
But I have realised -
- that freedom would elude me
until Jack Slater was, -
- forgive the pun,
taken out of the picture.
And I thought
you might be inclined to help.
This must all be strange to you.
But if you do this right, -
- the world is your oyster.
Trust me.
You will be free to do whatever
you want beyond your wildest dreams.
And you will never have to go
back to this film again.
You have never heard
of this man, -
- but his actual name is
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
There are a thousand theatres
and we have looked for 5 hours.
- We are close to catching him.
- No, to catching pneumonia.
In my world they just leave clues.
Or they show up and kidnap me.
That stuff does not happen here,
because this world stinks!
The world is what you make of it.
You can give up and go home.
- You believed in me in the movies.
- But here you are just...
Just what?
Jack, there he is!
Are you nuts?!
- You crazy asshole!
- He is just a cabbie!
In the movies they say "Make my day"
or "I am your worst nightmare".
"Rubber-baby-buggy-bumpers".
You did not know I would say that!
- Where did he go?
- He was reading a paper.
- He has been going to the movies.
- That is not the half of it.
We are live from New York.
We are moments away from
the premiere of "Jack Slater IV".
And here is the man
they have come to see.
It is Arnold Schwarzenegger
and his wife, Maria Shriver.
- Good to see you.
- Are you a big fan of Slater?
I have enjoyed it.
It was just beautiful.
The National Enquirer.
Do not talk to them.
Do not plug the restaurants.
I hate that. It is so tacky.
- Why go to the movies?
- To get help.
Benedict can do anything.
But we know who he is.
- So he must take us out.
- He cannot get to you.
He does not have to.
All he has to do is get to him.
- Benedict will kill Schwarzenegger.
- Who is Slater.
Bingo!
In this movie we only kill 48 people.
In the last one we killed 119.
But we make up for it with a good
story, emotions, depth, dimensions.
There are thousands here tonight
and millions around the world.
- I directed and