are just...
Just what?
Jack, there he is!
Are you nuts?!
- You crazy asshole!
- He is just a cabbie!
In the movies they say "Make my day"
or "I am your worst nightmare".
"Rubber-baby-buggy-bumpers".
You did not know I would say that!
- Where did he go?
- He was reading a paper.
- He has been going to the movies.
- That is not the half of it.
We are live from New York.
We are moments away from
the premiere of "Jack Slater IV".
And here is the man
they have come to see.
It is Arnold Schwarzenegger
and his wife, Maria Shriver.
- Good to see you.
- Are you a big fan of Slater?
I have enjoyed it.
It was just beautiful.
The National Enquirer.
Do not talk to them.
Do not plug the restaurants.
I hate that. It is so tacky.
- Why go to the movies?
- To get help.
Benedict can do anything.
But we know who he is.
- So he must take us out.
- He cannot get to you.
He does not have to.
All he has to do is get to him.
- Benedict will kill Schwarzenegger.
- Who is Slater.
Bingo!
In this movie we only kill 48 people.
In the last one we killed 119.
But we make up for it with a good
story, emotions, depth, dimensions.
There are thousands here tonight
and millions around the world.
- I directed and produced it.
- This guy is a success story.
- Only in America.
- Only in Hollywood.
And at Planet Hollywood we have
some incredible memorabilia.
It is absolutely fabulous...
You embarrassed me.
How could you do that?
Chris, it is the Ripper
from "Jack Slater III". Scary.
- Let us "axe" him a question.
- Look at this method villain.
Rip, what brings you here?
- I thought I might kill someone.
- You should start with your designer.
Nobody wants to miss out.
The notables just keep coming.
Excuse me, sir.
Could I see your invitation?
Pete, it is okay. I am his agent.
Jesus Christ, Tom. Come here.
It is Tom Noonan,
the actor who played the Ripper.
Are you nuts? Do you want to
play axe killers for ever?
I need the manager's office for
10 minutes. Here is 50 bucks.
What do you think
Slater says about America?
I do not want to hear it.
I am not a big fan of Arnold.
She is. Arnold turns her on. I just
want to be there when it happens.
Good, you have the props, too.
Whip out a Hibachi -
- and we can make some shish-kebab.
I will rent you a tuxedo.
Tell him it is me.
Did Nicholson go to the premiere of
"Batman" dressed as the Joker? No.
Murray, get me your brother-in-law.
Yes, it is important.
- What do you think about this?
- I would never miss the premiere.
Where am I sitting? Where?
Where am "I" sitting?
There are two balconies.
I believe you are in the lower one.
You stay here. And be careful.
Someone should be checking
the other balcony. Definitely.
Arnold! The deal is done, right?
"Slater V". The soundtrack.
I will be...
Jack, it is the Ripper!
He has brought back the Ripper!
Benedict has brought back
the Ripper!
Everybody down!
Get off me!
Get the hell off me.
I should be informed
when there is to be a stunt.
You are the best look-alike
I have seen.
If you get to L.A., call my office.
We can get you jobs...
I do not like you.
You have only brought me pain.
Jack, help!
Did anyone come out of here?
Did you see a crazy guy
with an axe?
Hey, Jack. What kept you?
- Are you all right, Danny?
- Yes, sir.
I tried to change, Jack.
I really tried to do
what he told me to, but -
- I kept hearing that old music.
I knew you would come here, Jack.
Lose the piece.
There. It is between you and me.
So let the boy go.
We have played this number before.
What comes next?
You throw the gun away...
We have done that part.
And then you tell me to
let the kid go.
I am getting bored.
Let us skip to the end.
Come on, Jack!
Over here, right here!
I will be back!
The hell you will.
Jack!
Danny?
Danny, I will be right there!
I am coming! Hang on!
Just hang on now.
- Jack,