Come on, Jack.
Let's go, let's go. Come on. Let's do it, Jack.
I'll be back!
The hell you will.
Jack!
- Danny?
- Jack, please!
Danny!
Danny! I'll be right there.
I'm coming! Hang on!
Just hang on now.
- Jack, help!
- Hold on, Danny! I'll be right there.
I'm coming.
Jack, hurry!
Hold on, Danny, and don't look down!
Oh, God, please, don't let him die.
Now, listen, kid.
You grab my hand, and we get out of here.
I can't, Jack. We'll fall.
Come on, now. Danny, trust me.
I can't do it, Jack.
Listen to me, Danny. Listen to me.
You hold on with your feet, with your legs
and you let your hands go
and I will catch you. Okay? Believe in me.
I will catch you. Now, get my hand. Let's go.
Go for it, now. Come on, Danny. Yes.
This hero stuff has its limits.
I need a hospital.
I think my shoulder is out of the socket.
Will the morgue suffice?
Get down, Danny.
Give it up, Benedict.
The whole lobby is swarming with cops.
I think I can manage to avoid them,
but if not,
I've another
little explosive surprise for them.
Gentlemen, since
you're about to die anyway,
I may as well tell you the entire plot.
Think of villains, Jack.
You want Dracula? Dracula? Hang on.
I'll fetch him. Dracula. I can get King Kong.
We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger.
Have a surprise party for Adolf Hitler.
Hannibal Lecter can do the catering.
And then we'll all
have a christening for Rosemary's baby.
All I have to do
is snap my fingers and they'll be here.
They're lining up to get here,
and do you know why, Jack?
Shall I tell you why?
Because here in this world,
the bad guys can win.
I shall miss you, Jack.
Gee, did you make a movie mistake!
You forgot to reload the damn gun.
No, Jack. I just left one chamber empty.
Son of a...
My arm! You broke my arm!
You see, Jack,
bad guys can win.
Jack!
Now!
No sequel for you.
The ticket.
Take him home.
Take him back to
where this is just a flesh wound.
Don't you understand?
We got to get him back to the movies.
I said turn around.
Great! Just great!
They always run away.
Hang on, Jack.
Danny, do you know how to drive?
Sure. I watched you, didn't I?
Get out of the way!
Nick, fire up the projector. Hurry!
- Slater's dying.
- What happened?
- You got the ticket?
- No, but it's got to work, anyway. It's got to!
Just hold on, Jack. You'll make it.
This is gonna work.
It's got to be here, Jack.
Please, please.
Nick, hurry! The door won't open.
No sweat, kid. You tried.
It's got to be here.
Just hold...
Where do you think you're going?
Back off. You can't have him.
I've had it up to here with you, Mister.
Who stays, who goes...
Well, I'm telling you this one stays.
I was only curious.
He's not on any of my lists.
Though you are, Daniel.
Now?
Oh, no.
You die a grandfather.
Hey, wait a minute. Help us.
You got to get him back.
You can do it. I know you can.
I don't do fiction. Not my field. Sorry.
You are a very brave young man.
Unfortunately, you're not very bright.
If I were you...
I might be looking
for the other half of the ticket.
They're all gold. They're all gold.
Yes!
I've got it, Jack. I'll get you home, you'll see.
You can't die.
I know. Not until the grosses go down.
No. This is going to save us.
Throw that silly thing away.
Holy cow!
Let's hear it for Houdini!
Slater!
Damn it. Anybody seen Slater?
You see Slater,
you tell him to get in my office right now.
Help, somebody!
They got Jack! Doctor! Hey, doc! Move!
Here, take this. You've got to get back
before it changes its mind.
No way. I'm not going to leave you.
I'm just an imaginary hero, Danny.
You have a real life.
You're real to me. Don't you get it?
You're the best thing in... I need you to...
To be here where you can always find me
but I need you to be out there.
To believe in me.
Doctor, doctor!
I need you to take care of your mother for me
'cause... Oh, I would love to...
You have your whole life ahead of you.
And pimples