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Come on, why don't you come
and work the funeral with me, anyway?
I mean, I don't know, I wouldn't miss
this one. I hear Torelli spent a bundle.
He's got a damn helicopter
circling the building.
A rooftop funeral service in Long Beach.
How's that for taste?
Who died?
Leo the Fart was shot yesterday.
Somebody was trying for Torelli and missed.
Leo was tough.
He could do everything
but sneak up on you.
Look, look, if you change your mind,
I'll be in front of the hotel.
- Where are we, anyway?
- Home.
How did you know there was a guy in there?
There's always a guy in there.
Costs me a fortune in closet doors.
Right. Like in Slater, Part Il:
The Sagittarius Strangler.
Yeah, in a few seconds,
you're gonna meet the Madigan strangler.
I just got fired.
What you find so entertaining
happens to be my life.
Now I'm not even a cop anymore.
You'll get your badge back.
He was just pulling rank because you
destroyed more of the city than usual.
Jack, you're not just my hero,
you're everybody's hero.
And it will all be okay again. Trust me.
No, Danny. It's getting harder.
I never started out
to be anything but a decent cop,
but I kept getting involved
in these crazy adventures.
But the craziest part is, I kept surviving.
Jack, these are the sequels.
They gotta get harder.
But look on the good side.
I mean, you've got a great daughter.
And your ex-wife wouldn't keep calling if
somewhere deep down
she didn't want you back.
Danny, do you think I would marry
someone so stupid
that doesn't know
the real voice from a taped one?
I pay a cashier at the drugstore
to call me every so often at the station
so the guys think I have a private life.
My ex-wife, she's happily remarried.
She never calls.
And Whitney.
Why can she not be like
every other teenager?
On prom night, she stays home
and field strips an AK-47.
She's going to die a young maid. I know it.
I'm going to buy it soon, too.
No way.
You can't die till the grosses go down.
That guy Vivaldi,
I heard him say something
was going to happen at a funeral.
Now this Leo the Fart is going to have one.
Maybe we should look into that.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.
Jack, it's a funeral for a guy named Fart.
Check this out.
Someone tried to kill old man Torelli, right?
Missed and shot Leo the Fart by mistake.
- Right.
- Wrong.
Who took the shot? Was it Benedict?
Most likely.
Would he miss? No way.
Unless he wanted to miss.
You're saying he meant to miss?
Because, amigo,
Leo the Fart was very, very fat.
- Get it?
- No, I don't.
They broke in last night.
They cut Leo open like a turkey,
stuffed him with TNT,
he goes off at the funeral
and takes out the entire Torelli mob,
all at once.
Vivaldi owns the town.
That's what all this has been about.
Vivaldi's going to blow up that funeral.
No. No. It wouldn't just be a bomb.
I mean, we've already had
a dozen explosions in this movie.
Danny, don't start that again.
- Nerve gas!
- What are you talking about?
Three canisters of nerve gas were stolen
from military trucks the night before last.
They could have stuffed those inside him.
And you know what that means, don't you?
Leo the Fart is going to pass gas
one more time.
Mr. Torelli,
I hope it's all right with you I am here.
- I don't want to be no fourth wheel.
- Nonsense, Antonio...
Fifth wheel.
That's nice. Thank you, thank you.
Did you hear that, Benedict?
Go pay your respects, huh?
- Stay in the car.
- No way. I'm coming with you.
Kid, let's say this is a movie.
How many times have you heard someone
say, "Stay in the car" and the guy doesn't?
What happens?
- He saves the day.
- Or gets killed.
Good point. I'll stay in the car.
Wait a minute! What if staying in the car
is what gets me killed?
There's a gun in the glove compartment.
- Practice!
- Makes perfect.
- You decided to join me, huh?
- The Fart is a bomb.
They're going to take
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