are you. That's shit.
Don't get upset.
I just won't buy it from him anymore.
That's horseshit.
Are you all right?
Where are those plaster-of-Paris
paperweights, anyway?
I mean, that's what
I came down here for.
That's not entirely true.
I came to see you...
...but where are the paperweights?
That's what I wanna see now.
- What's the matter?
- I said, I wanna see a plaster-of-Paris...
...bagel and cream cheese paperweight.
Now, cough it up.
- Right now?
- Yes, right now.
They're in Kiki's bedroom.
Then get them.
Because as we sit here chatting...
...there are papers flying
around my apartment...
...because I don't have anything
to hold them down with.
Fine.
I don't know, Kiki.
Sorry about that.
- It's really coming down, huh?
- You bet.
- Here you go.
- The fare is a dollar and a half.
- What?
- Fare went up to $ 1.50 as of midnight.
You're kidding.
Look...
...I've got 97 cents.
- No.
- It's raining like mad out there.
- No.
Would you just give me a break?
I really just wanna go home.
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
I could lose my job.
Who would know, exactly?
I could go to a party, get drunk,
talk to someone. Who knows?
Would you give me
a goddamn token?!
No, goddamn it! I can't give you a token.
Those tokens are $ 1.50.
I can't sell them for 97 cents.
We'd lose money that way.
All right, there's the train. Come on,
give me a token! Come on!
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I wanted to take the Express.
I mean, it was the other way around.
- I'm talking to you.
- I know. I'm sorry.
I've never done that.
I don't know what came over me.
The fares went up and I have 97 cents.
I won't even take the train.
I won't even take it. I'm sorry.
That's my train.
That's the one I wanted. Thanks a lot.
Must be a full moon out there.
Can I get you something?
I have 97 cents.
That's not very much, is it?
No. No, it's not.
Do I have to order something?
I mean, can I just sit here for a minute?
- Yes. Sure.
- Thanks.
Any time.
What'll it be?
I don't want anything.
I just wanna sit here.
Is that okay?
- Sure.
- Thanks.
But if you're looking to make friends,
don't get your hopes up.
Looks like a pretty slow night.
Yeah.
- Well, it is late.
- Not for this place.
Things are usually hopping
around now.
That's all right, really.
I just wanted to get in out of the rain.
I just hope it lets up soon.
- I really just wanna go home.
- Aren't the subways running?
But I happen to be broke
at the moment, see.
Christ. I'll give you the money.
Really? I can't tell you how much
that would mean to me.
- Oh, Christ. Not another one.
- What? Another what?
Guy lives in the same building as me.
He's been here three times tonight...
...to tell me about three burglaries
in this neighborhood, all tonight.
- Shit.
- What?
What?
I'm just trying to remember if I turned
my burglar alarm on at home tonight.
Sometimes I forget.
Oh, well, anyway.
That's all right. It's all right.
That's all right. Forget it.
Doesn't matter.
I'd like to open the register.
What if I got a rush now?
Yeah, I see your point.
What about a key?
Do you have a key?
- Yeah, but I keep it up in my apartment.
- Damn. That's too bad.
Listen, I can't go anywhere,
but how'd you like to do me a favor?
- For subway fare?
- If you don't mind.
- You got it.
- I'm at 158 Spring Street, top floor.
Wait a minute.
What am I doing?
Right.
You don't know me,
I don't know you.
I might rip you off, right?
Is that what you're thinking?
I'm not gonna rip you off. I'm not.
With what I've been through tonight...
...the last thing I wanna do
is steal from somebody.
I really just wanna get home.
Look, here.
Here are my keys.
This is my deposit, okay?
If I don't come back, these are yours.
Everything I own is yours.
I just wanna get home. Keep them.
Okay, all right. Good. Here.
The keys for the register
are over the light switch, on a hook.
The alarm is underneath
the light switch.
Make