think
I'm gonna come and see the professor
without doing my homework.
That should make interesting reading
to the police.
That's a photostat. You can keep it.
You got guts, locksmith.
Well, what's your game?
Dutch, I see what
your organisation takes in.
I wanna become part of it.
Interesting.
I might have a job for you.
I'm having some trouble with
a certain tailor in the neighbourhood.
-Want me to collect from the tailor?
-No.
I want you to kill him.
See, it's not that I'm not grateful
for the police protection, Captain,
it's just that it's a little disruptive.
We just want you to be safe, ma'am.
That's why we brought
the undercover men.
-Captain?
-Yeah.
Lieutenant Drebin just called.
They're hitting the old tailor tonight.
You see, Captain,
I will be just fine for now.
Now, couldn't you take
your squad away?
Okay, let's go.
Hey!
-Hey, what's the idea?
-There's been a switch.
-We're hitting the dance teacher tonight.
-Something wrong, locksmith?
-Of course not.
-So, let's go.
Lieutenant, what are you doing here?
The other policemen just left.
So, you're a cop. I should've known.
That's all right.
That's one mistake we can fix real easy.
Get over there, sister.
All right, Rock,
let's kill us two birds with one stone.
Jill! Jill!
Look out! He's got a knife!
Look out! He's got a club!
He's got a signed Picasso!
Look out! He's got herpes!
He's got cold sores.
Jill, call the Police Squad.
-Hey, Ed.
-Frank.
Good news.
Just picked up Dutch Gunderson.
That wraps up his operation.
You know, Frank, fear is a terrible thing.
Makes people forget
their duties as citizens.
Yeah. There's one thing for sure.
If Gunderson wants to run
a protection racket,
from now on he's gonna have to do it
in the Statesville Prison.
-Say when, Frank.
-When.
Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
from the files of Police Squad!Police Squad! In colour.
Starring Leslie Nielsen.
Also starring Alan North.
And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
Tonight's special guest star,
William Shatner.
Hey, you!
Tonight's episode, The Guilty Alibi.
-It's only you, Ralph. How's it going?
-Great!
The Superior Court of the County
of Fordham is now in session.
The honourable
J. Oliver Maxwell presiding.
You may be seated.
The court will come to order.
There will be a five minute recess.
My name is Lieutenant Frank Drebin,
Police Squad,
a special unit of the police department.
I was having my car washed when I
received an urgent call from downtown.
There had been a bombing
at the courthouse.
I got to headquarters as fast as I could.
-Hi, Ed.
-Frank.
What do you got for me?
A sizeable explosion
over at the Criminal Courts building.
-Coffee, Frank?
-Sure.
Yeah, that poor judge
never stood a chance.
Anyone else hurt?
No, some minor injuries,
but nothing serious.
-A doughnut, Frank?
-Yeah, thanks.
Sounds like the judge was a target.
What do we got on him?
Well, his name was J. Oliver Maxwell.
He'd been on the bench for 25 years.
Had a reputation for harsh sentences.
-A revenge killing?
-Well, that was my thought, Frank.
I've got Marcus and Drake
going through the records
of recently released prisoners.
Turns out that seven of those guys
were sent up by Judge Maxwell himself.
Here, I've made out a list for you.
Monroe, Lynch,
Barker, Fanning, Smith,
Brookhouse, Casales.
Wait a minute. That name rings a bell.
Eddie Casales?
Casals, Casales...
Casales...
Say, wasn't that the guy
that was convicted of bombing
-about six or seven years ago?
-Right.
And I remember him
as being a pretty tough customer.
Yeah. Al?
You got that file on Eddie Casales?
-Got it right here.
-Thanks.
And Al, get yourself a haircut.
You look ridiculous.
Sorry, Captain,
I was just trying something different.
Here we are.
Casales, age 40, sentenced 12 years,
Statesville Prison for two counts,
wilful destruction of property,
possession of explosives