--
I just want kittens.
Absolutely, sir.
The president wants a kitten.
I want a kitten.
Get rid of the dogs
and keep the kittens.
Miss. Excuse me.
I have to have you sign
this sheet of paper.
My agent would be miffed
with me if I--
This doesn't have to do
with your deal.
This is your security clearance.
Right there.
Nice signature. Thank you.
Nice meeting you.
This is a nice one.
That's a cat.
These are kittens.
They wanted to give options.
It's too confusing.
He's pushing the Lopso opso.
-We'll do it optically.
-Digitally.
Let's try to shoot one.
-Stacey--
-Tracy.
I want you to stand over here.
Here you go. Right there.
These are chips.
Hold the bag when you run.
It's for the arm position.
On screen, it'll be a kitten.
Can I hold the kitten?
We'll punch it in later.
You're gonna punch
the kitten later?
Why?
For a wider set of options.
A wider option of what?
Of kittens.
Sir, all kidding aside,
I get to put it on my resume?
Actually, no.
What is it,
a guild thing or something?
You can never tell anyone
you did this.
What could they do?
They'd come to your house
and kill you.
The president.
Stop the makeup.
She's been raped by terrorists.
-She's not pale enough.
-Jump out.
They're starting to shoot now...
and they're gonna
do the kitten thing optically.
That's right, Mr. President.
I don't know how
they do the kitten optically...
but they know
what they're doing.
She's not an illegal immigrant,
is she?
Could I see the contract?
Why is it so flat?
Because the president cannot
employ an illegal immigrant.
-Let's use more spray.
-Cover up.
Let's keep working!
Are we getting there?
Good.
Put the village behind her.
Gimme some flames.
How about some screaming?
Screaming's good.
Some sound of screaming.
What might be good
is ooh-ahh sirens.
You know. Anne Frank.
That's good.
Find us the Anne Frank sirens.
That's chilling. That's good.
That's giving me goose bumps.
Find us the ooh-ahhs.
We're gonna be back
in Washington when?
We'll be back tonight.
Tonight is...
It seems that Senator Neal
has discovered something.
It makes no difference
about Senator Neal.
I don't care what he's got.
We got a war.
Look at that girl.
Doesn't she look Albanian?
She looks like she was
born and raised in Albania.
I got an instinct for casting.
Don't ask me why.
We're gonna do it again,
sweetie.
-What's her name, Stacey?
-Tracy.
One more time.
You're doing fine.
Could she be running
across a bridge?
She's running across
a burning bridge.
-That looks good.
-That's beautiful.
Of course,
we'll need some water.
Is it a stream?
I think...
-A pond?
-I think...
I think it's a calico kitten.
She's running across
with a kitten.
Can we have a calico kitten?
Please?
Floyd, punch in a calico kitten.
I have 19 screens here.
I can't see one calico kitten.
The thinking is
a small calico kitten, sir.
We have a small calico kitten.
-What?
-He wants a white one.
He wants a white one?
Let me talk to him.
He's mobilizing the sixth fleet.
Can I talk to him?
He's mobilizing the sixth fleet.
I hate it
when they start to meddle.
Can we have a white one?
He wants a white one.
Thank you.
Are we ready yet?
How soon can we get this cut?
4 or 5 hours.
That's good.
We can leak that to the press...
they can downlink it
on Tel star 401, transporter 21.
Makes you glad
you've lived this long.
This just in-- a special report
from the Albanian front.
We've just received
information...
the young Albanian national
fleeing in this video...
is attempting to escape
terrorist reprisals...
in her village.
America has seldom witnessed...
a more poignant picture
of the human race...
Fantastic.
They used the same process...
with the last
Schwarzenegger movie.
Isn't that amazing
how they do that?
This is only the beginning.
Wait till we get the song.
Then you got the song, image,
merchandising tie-ins.
This is only the