it--pure Hollywood.
For once in my life,
l won't be pissed on.
Do you hear me?
l want the credit.
l'm taking it.
Shit.
He's coming down.
Could l see you a minute?
Thanks.
Do you swear to uphold...
the duties
and responsibilities...
of a citizen of
the United States of America--
to defend her
in time of peril...
to defend her from all enemies,
foreign and domestic?
Do you make this pledge
with full resolve?
Common ground...
and family.
Let's give thanks...
to the 303.
Years from now...
when we are gone...
our children's kids...
will hear this song.
Think how strong...
and proud they'll be.
Grandpa fought...
for the 303.
God bless the men...
of the 303.
Ten-hut!
Present arms!
Turning to the Hollywood page...
famed film producer
Stanley R. Motss...
died suddenly
of a massive heart attack...
while sunbathing poolside.
Mr. Motss
was 57 or 62-years-old...
depending on the bio.
His credits
include numerous films...
which America has come
to love as old classics.
This just in.
A group calling itself
"Albania Unite..."
has claimed responsibility
for the bombing moments ago...
of the village of Klos, Albania.
The president
was unavailable for comment...
but General William Scott
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff...
says he has no doubt we'll
be sending planes and troops...
back in to finish the job.Another great race today, Johnny.
Who are you gonna ride in the Stakes?
Eddie, like my daddy
always used to say...
...and I live by it...
"Never change horses in midstream."
Never change horses.
Sounds like a smart bet.
Always stick with a winner.
Keep America working.
Don't change horses in midstream.
On election day, reelect the president.
Can you step this way, Mr. Brean?
Lift your arms, please.
That's him. That's Mr. Fix-it.
It's right here.
You can have a seat right here, Connie.
He doesn't know anything.
John Levy's staff, his assistant...
...and of course Amy Cain, Press.
Yes. Thank you. That'll be
all. Thank you, gentlemen.
- Want some coffee?
- Yeah, black, please.
Gaviston, bring some
coffee, please. Black.
All right. You kids here in this room...
...what you hear here, what say
here and what you do here...
...if it gets out, you leaked it.
Tell them what they need to know.
When it broke, the president said
one thing, "Get me Conrad Brean."
Anyway. What's the thing?
He had an illegal immigrant nanny
some years back? Didn't declare?
You people get ahead in the polls,
all of a sudden you get nervous.
He made a pass at some
secretary some years ago?
There was a group of Firefly Girls
from Sante Fe were here last month.
One of the girls expressed interest
in the Frederic Remington bust.
The President took her into the office, you know
the office behind the Oval Office for a period of...
Three minutes. It couldn't
have been over three minutes.
The Secret Service will
back me up on that.
So, it's not the illegal
immigrant nanny thing?
The girl's alleging...
Jesus, Mary, Joseph.
Maybe we could say it was a
funny drug reaction to the flu.
Who's got the story?
Don't you want to know if it's true?
What difference does it
make, if it is true?
It's a story and it breaks.
They gonna have to run with it.
How long we've got till it breaks?
Front page, Washington Post, tomorrow.
Well, yeah. That's not good.
- Ok. Where is he?
- China.
When is he due back?
They're set to leave pretty soon.
Yeah, well. All right. He stays on the
ground in China at least another day.
Why?
- You the Press Office?
- Yes.
Earn your money. He's
ill. Play he's sick.
When do we bring him back?
I'm gonna need a day. At least a day.
He's sick. Get that out right now.
Get them on the phone and tell
the jackals how sick he is.
We gotta get that out before the story
breaks. We have to correspond to it.
Issue a bulletin. He's
got some rare strain...
- Won't hold.
- I need a day. I need some running time.
It won't hold a day, Connie.
Yes,