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no here neither
abstract art nor modernism.. "
"Buy pictures for
health of your organism."
I recommend: a classical theme,
a mermaid.
The mermaid is from the opera
of the same name:
- words are by Pushkin...
- For shame!  - Wait a minute!
There is a quite neutral theme.
It is recommended for use in
child-care institutions.
Oh! This is not it.
Here we are.
Wrap it for me.
On the box: Listen to mum and daddy,
then you will eat a sweet candy.
Wrap up!
There is another business!
Where is this damn invalid?
Cut the noise. I'm the invalid.
WAREHOUSE DIRECTOR.
This is what we have now.
Not "we", but "you".
- What can save us from an inspection?
- Excuse me, not "us", but "you".
What saves us from the
inspection is a theft.
- A burglary or a thievery?
- Of course, a burglary!
Article of Law, #89, item 2.
Up to six years.
Nothing doing!
But there will be no burglary!
Everything was already stolen.
It is a mere nothing.
You only need
to sham the burglary.
You need to force the lock,
to imitate a carry of goods,
and to leave the place
without taking anything.
Do you finally understand?
Don't worry, Mr. director.
The people are interested
what is what.
- That is natural.
- That is right.
This business is new and
unfamiliar for us.
Exactly, it is unfamiliar.
Excuse me, is this eh-.. affair...
Or, it is better to say,
an operation...
"Y"...
Call it the operation "Y"!
Why "Y"?
- Why is it "Y"?
- So that nobody could guess!
An idiot.
Let's get to business.
First of all, you have to
neutralize a watchman.
- Not "we", but "you".
- No, "you" exactly.
What does it mean "to neutralize"?
Article of Law #193, item 2.
Up to three years.
No, no way...
By no means...
The watchman is put to a sleep by
chloroform without any harm.
Legally speaking, this operation "Y"
is just small hooliganism.
And note, that I'll pay big money
for such small hooliganism.
- Ah-ah...
- A prepayment will be!
Is the watchman strong?
The watchman for the operation night
is a granny, a meek creature.
This is good, isn't it?
- Is she armed?
- The cartridges are blank!
More questions?
- How much?
- Three hundreds!
- You are not serious...
- That won't work.
You never met us, and
we never seen you.
- Are you kidding!  -I'm earning
more on mermaids. - Let's go!
- Trifling 300 roubles...
- Wait!
What are your terms?
- Make it 330!
- All right.
To each!
All right.
Stop, stop!
What are you doing?
We are practicing for an hour,
and I even allowed you
to damage my own garage,
and all for nothing!
For example, you  should approach
to the old woman
and attract her attention by a
simple and natural question.
- And what did you ask?
- What is the way to a library?
And is this at 3am? An idiot...
And what should you do?
I should lay chickie and appear ahead
of the militia as a people's patrol,
if the old woman whistles.
- But have the woman whistled?
- No. - Then why did you come?
- A blockhead.
- I agree.
Now, you.
You, a cretin, should break these
bottles, instead of stealing them.
Break them?
- Yes, break them!
Bottles of vodka?
- Yes, bottles of vodka!
Should I shatter them?
- Yes, shatter!
- I'll show you!
- Easy, easy...
Go to your places.
Let's try once more.
Lullaby-lullaby...
Birds are sleeping, and
fishes are sleeping
- And children also want to sleep...
- Maria Ivanovna. - Hush!
Quiet, you'll wake Lena up.
You see?...
Lullaby-lullaby, what is the matter?
I brought you money
for a rent for January.
Good, thank you,
put them on the tallboy.
She has  fallen a sleep.
- I am glad you came.
- What is the problem?
For no reason at all, our director
has ordered to be on duty today.
And Olga is also in a night shift today.
Don't worry, Maria Ivanovna,
I'll look after Lena.
And, also...
As ill luck would have it,
I started to make a dough...
I'll look after Lena and
I'll take care of the dough.
- Go to your duty...
- Then I'm
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