The ldiot'.
l'll keep an eye
out for them, Feodor.
But l'll tell you,
you'll never be a successful
writer with titles like that.
This is Sydney. You've got
to be more upbeat, you know?.
l want those creatures
out of my house!
( FUNKY MUSlC )
(Women passionately moan)
( FOOTSTEPS APPROACH )
( KNOCK AT DOOR )
What?
May l?
We are not
too loud for you, are we?
You know,
we were just having fun.
How's the patriarchal hierarchy?
How is...how you say?
Your stream of unconsciousness?
(Sighs)
You sure we're
not too loud for you?
Not a problem.
Knock yourself out.
l had better go.
(Women squeal and laugh)
Fuck.
( GLASS SMASHES )
Look what you've done!
Jesus Christ!
( KNOCK AT DOOR )
l'm sorry. We broke the lamp.
Look...
l don't care
if you break your skull
and your fucking little brains
come seeping out
onto the carpet.
l just want to be left alone.
l want to be...
..going berserk.
l want to be
talking in tongues.
l want to be...gaga.
l'm sorry.
What for?
lt didn't mean anything.
Spare me the cliches, Danny.
l'm a parody of myself,
remember?
No-one can hurt me.
l have no feelings, remember?
Feelings
are a fascist construct.
No!
l don't see why
l should suffer just because
you two were beaten as children
and forced to eat dog food!
She's a chaos freak, Danny.
lt's like the antimatter
equivalent of a control freak.
She needs to inject chaos
into any given situation...
..doesn't care
about the outcome.
Just the trouble
she causes for everyone.
l am Bajorian,
she's Cardassian.
She bites. l bite too.
What?
lt is from 'Star Trek'.
Cardassian...and Bajorian.
They are two life forms that
try to be kind to each other,
but they can't help
their nature.
Like the frog and the scorpion.
You know this tale?
lt is Greek.
Look at yourself.
You're not even upset.
You don't even know
how to get upset.
l just...don't want to be
in love with anyone right now.
lf you want to,
just sleep with her.
l really don't
give a shit anymore.
l don't want to sleep with her.
Yeah, right!
Don't...
..touch me.
Just don't.
Where are you going?
You know, Danny...
..whatever happened
to your moral code of mateship?
Oh, l reckon
those rules were written
more with football buddies
in mind.
One day, Danny,
you're going
to wake up old and grey...
..in a house
full of dumb kids...
..living off fish fingers,
bucket bongs
and social security.
You'll wake up, and it's
going to hit you like a fist...
..right in the middle
of your stupid-looking face.
You're going to wonder
whatever happened to your life.
( TECHNO MUSlC )
Well, l hope you're all
extremely satisfied
with yourselves.
My boyfriend
now thinks l'm gay.
My mother thinks
l've been in a car accident.
My boss thinks
l'm in Melbourne.
And someone told my uni tutor
to go and get fucked.
TV: What are you
feeling right now?.
Desire.
Yes.
She said
we never talked anymore.
She said
l never reveal of myself.
They are all very fit,
aren't they?
They are all very, very fit.
Look at this crap!
Look at all the fat,
ugly whores that get on TV.
Why can't l get on fucking TV?
How can l reveal of myself?.
What is there to reveal?
The little man
behind the curtain
pulling all the strings?
Who wants to see that?
l've been to drama school.
l am a bit of a babe, aren't l?
''That's who l am, Gail.
''That's what l am,
right or wrong.
''l can't change that.''
Al Pacino.
l love that man.
My pathetic life
consists of sitting around,
waiting for imaginary
acting jobs to materialise,
eating myself stupid
and throwing up
in the middle of the night.
Well, l'm sick of it,
l tell you!
l'm sick of it!
l have something to declare.
l'm gay.
Do we have any lollies?
l said l was gay.
l'm...gay.
That's nice, Dirk.
lt is obvious, really.
Always thought you were.
l'd just like to say
that l've got a problem
with you all accepting my
homosexuality without question.
No wonder
my